PMS. The begining, middle, and end...and the week I have to enjoy not having it. Retirement.
I'd like to catch up with my menstral cycle and bitchslap her into regularity. I'd like to meet my parents in 1974 and tell them " don't do it" during the conception of my brother. I'd like to meet my parents in 1975 and tell them" told you so". I'd like to meet the founder of starbucks and say I love you a latte! I'd also like to meet the founder of the starbucks addiction recovery facility....for assistance in Pumpkin Spice latte withdrawal....I've gone from tall to grande....it's a problem. Want to stop before I hit Venti. I'd like to meet a fuckin pair of shoes that i can wear, where the heel doesn't break off in a week....I'm not trying to be funny, it really fuckin pisses me off. I'd like to meet MONEY and tell them how upset I am that we have been out of touch...and we really need to get together some time...I've tried to WITHDRAW for some peace of mind...and nothing....seriously, it's my fault...sometimes I make no CENTS.....I miss you...I love you....EURO everything to me. I'd like to meet someone who would sincerely appreciate my effort at being PUNNY. I'd like to meet Tori Spelling's plastic surgeon and let him know....you really fucked up.....and it's 3 is a charm, not 30. In conclusion, I'm sure you're just as eager to meet my menstral cycle too. Period. The end...sometimes i have low frustration tolerance...actually quite regularly....I sometimes confuse Lft with Pms....I probably should just go with the flow.
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The Dresden Dolls. Rasputina. Rap. Alternative. Rock. Classical. The radio stinks. Anything that doesn't suck. My friend just made me a mix cd of some punk music entitled Lisa's crazy mix. She listed the folks on it....The Meatmen...songs include tooling for anus, crippled children suck, lesbian death dirge, and i'm glad i'm not a girl. Other groups on Lisa's crazy mix...Suicidal tendencies, the dead milkmen, the yeah yeah yeahs, Le tigre, bikini kill...one of their songs is I like fucking. Sleater kinney, Nirvana, and the killers. lol. They should have some jewish punk music just called OY.
Rushmore. Shaun of the dead. Alice in Wonderland.Rocky Balboa. Sideways. Downfall. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Glory. Mean Girls. Labyrinth. Thirteen Ghosts. Pet Semetary. Enemy of the State. Hiding Out. Secret of Nihm. The thin man. A million to Juan. The Princess and the warrior. Bourne Identity. American Splendor. Motorcycle Diaries. Can't buy me love. Something's gotta give. Day of the Dead. Cube. Misery. X-mas claymation. Frosty the snowman. Family Guy. Some reality series dvd's. Nip/Tuck. Traffic the mini-series. CSI las vegas. Six feet under. Sexy and the city. Back to the Future..all of them. Indiana Jones...all of um. Little Nikita, Running on Empty, Stand by me, the mosquito Coast....all of River Phoenix's movies. Tombstone. Labyrinth. American Tale. The wedding singer. Jurassic Park. Home Alone. Goodbye Again. THE BIG ONE. Roger and me. 7th street. Touching the void. Dog days. Documentaries.
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Catcher in the Rye. The ZOMBIE survival guide. Nickel and Dimed. BAIT and SWITCH.The Red Tent.
Love saves the day.