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About Me

Good God Almighty its time to update this thing again?? Alright. My kids now spend time between me and their mother. My son is just finishing up Kindergarten so now he spends time playing Halo 3 with me which rocks cause he's pretty damn good. My little girl loves her daddy and enjoys watching cartoons with me! So now enough of that shit... again. Lifes good right now. Im no longer a convicted rapist, arsonist, child molester, drug dealer!! The high court of Reyerse overturned all those charges and now im king in my own mind!! What I enjoy is already listed on here. I do have a higher sense of motivation for my kids myself, my friends. Im still crazy, im still an asshole if you dont know me but im also a good friend, a kick ass boyfriend, a sub par son, and a shitty brother... according to Julie (whose opinion doesnt count cause shes gay anyways) I'll still creep in the shadows just to get a good scare out of someone. I'll still tell you what for and not keep it tounge in cheek, but i'll also show you what its like to be me. Just ask... I swear i'll give you the best answer I can... And also im still a ninja....
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My Interests

MMA Training, Hammer swinging, Kettlebell Swinging, Lifting Heavy Objects, swimming, shooting pool, shooting people,ghost hunting,looking for new friends, spending time with my kids, kicking the homless people off my freshly cut grass, watching UFC/PRIDE,Catch Wrestling, Halo 3 or Video Games In General, Beer Tasting,

I'd like to meet:

People with good taste in beer, Adam Carolla because he's my comedic infulence in some ways and also my influence for a internet radio show im part of called The Beer Snobs!! Dana White again just so I can convince him for a spot on his heavyweight roster. Bruce Lee just so I can get my ass kicked by a small asian!!Your results:
You are Hulk

Hulk 75%
The Flash 70%
Superman 65%
Spider-Man 60%
Robin 60%
Green Lantern 60%
Iron Man 60%
Supergirl 55%
Wonder Woman 40%
Batman 30%
Catwoman 25% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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Your results:
You are Venom

Venom 72%
Apocalypse 63%
Mystique 63%
The Joker 57%
Dark Phoenix 57%
Dr. Doom 56%
Juggernaut 55%
Lex Luthor 54%
Magneto 50%
Kingpin 50%
Two-Face 47%
Riddler 44%
Poison Ivy 39%
Mr. Freeze 39%
Catwoman 38%
Green Goblin 35% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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Music:

Eletronica: ATB, Etro Anime, Waldorf, Junkster, Timo Maas, House of Lounge, Paul Oakenfield, Mr. Ozo, Benny BenassiLounge: Some good ol Burt, Frankie, Dino never hurt anyoneI can take rock, metal, hip-hop but country is out of the question.
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Movies:

Kentucky Fried Movie, 40 Year old Virgin, Blazing Saddles, All Star Wars, Spaceballs, 007 movies (but just the ones with Sean Connery fanfriggintastic), all Austin Power movies, In Like Flint, Our Man Flint, Dumb & Dumber, South Park The Movie, Kung-Fu Hustle, Ace Ventura, Popeye and the list goes on

Television:

The Ultimate Figther, UFC, Code Monkeys, Bleach, Last One Standing, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Human Weapon and Pretty much anything on Adult Swim or History Channel. Oooo yea also Tim & Eric's Awesome Show... Great Job,

My Blog

P.E.T.A.

Sucks... Seriously why the hell do you care if I eat at KFC or not. Who gives a damn if they "torture" the chickens (which by the way is total bullshit) Chickens like Cows you dumbfucks are meant to b...
Posted by Uncle Muscles on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:23:00 PST

Buffalo Wild Wings

So Fonz Ed and I went down to Buffalo Wild Wings friday with the intention of competing in their Blazing Wing Challenge. Of course Ed wouldnt be competing that night since his uterus was hurting, That...
Posted by Uncle Muscles on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:55:00 PST

To Chuck, Jeff, Matthew, Araceli, Kristen, Ben, Timmy, James, Stan, Mofo, Brooke, Laura, Joelle

My friends!!! Last night was one of the best birthday nights I ever had. You guys totally rock and I cant thank you enough! It was really touching to see everyone at Heroes and The Press Room last nig...
Posted by Uncle Muscles on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

To All My Ex's

To all those foolish enough to leave me this is for you. Thank you drive thru.....bitches!: These are my confessions. Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to ...
Posted by Uncle Muscles on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:29:00 PST

Simple Random Thoughts For Your Fresh Ass

I remember a few years back when Rejected Meaty Boy, Double D and myself went down to Universial City Walk and had dinner at Marvel Mania. Day was going pretty good and the first thing that happens wh...
Posted by Uncle Muscles on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:03:00 PST

You know how I know your gay?

Life in Murrieta is quiet as all hell. I miss being out with Double D every weekend I need to make new friends out here.My one outlet could be through a new school that is opening up out here. &n...
Posted by Uncle Muscles on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:25:00 PST