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About Me

-BROUGHT TO YOU BY- Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.Body{scrollbar-track-color:660099;scrollbar-face-color:0 00066;scrollbar-highlight-color:9900CC;scrollbar-base-color: 9900CC;scrollbar-DarkShadow-color:9900CC;scrollbar-Shadow-co lor:9900CC;scrollbar-arrow-color:330099;}It's just what I do. And what do I battle you ask? And I say "shut up and pay attention, bitch; if you'd just quit interrupting we'd be done by now!!" However, 'tis a valid question. Toast battles reality, boredom, censorship, the urge to autodefenestrate, the concept of human decency........I am the Exalted Lord Toast Almighty, and I will rock your ass hard: like a nuclear-powered, monkey-piloted, death-metal-blasting rocket bike screaming across the Alkalai flats with a payload of napalm, C-4, and pure crack cocaine directly into a concrete wall....... that's how hard I'm gonna rock your ass. Like you're gonna need an icepack and shit........ but in a good way, like you've been eating spicy food, not like prison rape........waitaminute.......what?
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You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
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My Interests

Come one, come all to Toasty's Circus of Obscenity! W3RD UP!!! including but not limited to: titties, beer, fireworks, cigarettes, bacon, porn, rum, weed, reptiles, angry music, lawn gnomes, whiskey, halloween, flatulence, energy drinks, pills, sex, legos, pie, sharpies, comic books, popsicles, zombies, chinese fooood, plaid, godzilla, sporks, vodka, paintball guns, el chupacabra, sandwiches, midgets, raves, cartoons, mushrooms, those little bubbles you get out of $0.25 vending machines and the swell stuff they have inside, LSD, pez dispencers, leather, monkeys, coffee, dinosaurs, hawaiian barbeque, sleep deprivation, cemetaries, skateboards, 7-11, ninjas, your sister, flamin' hot cheetos, stripclubs, putting your toothbrush up my ass while you're sleeping, full moons.....not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent life in general would be nice, especially if they got big boobs, but I'll settle for anyone who doesn't inspire me to wage genocide on the teeming throngs of filth and scum that have become the dominant species of this godforsaken shithole excuse for a planet. Also, you should give me free drugs and money. I rule you! SUCK IT DRY!!!

Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence, Tub Ring, CiRcUs oF DEaD SQUiRrELs, MC Chris, MC Frontalot, Newspeak, Cave Painters, DJ Shadow, Omar Santana, Benefit, Immortal Technique, Chemical Brothers, Ween, Cypress Hill, Sublime, Gorillaz, Elliot Smith, The Dandy Warhols, Rasputina, Placebo, Nirvana, Oasis, System of a Down, Wumpscut, Rammstein, Aphex Twin, (hed)PE, Arzt+Pfusch, Boards of Canada, Nuclear Rabbit, Oysterhead, Sevendust, Dope, Factory 81, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Cradle of Filth, Stabbing Westward, Orgy, Psychic TV, Nine Inch Nails, Neophyte, Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Black Keys, Sparta, Turbonegro, Voltaire, Otep, Type-O Negative, Nonpoint, Babyland, Primus, Deftones, Nightwish, Powerman 5000, Staind, Interlock, Garbage, Mr. Bungle, Butthole Surfers, Marilyn Manson, Pile of Heads, Soil, OhGr, Psychostick, DJ Sick Puppy, Skinny Puppy, Filter, Crystal Method, Pitchshifter, Dresden Dolls, Jedi Mind Tricks, Insane Clown Posse, Twizted, Bloodhound Gang, Necro, Revolting Cocks, Massive Attack, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Poison the Well, Skinlab, Toxic Shock Syndrome, KMFDM, White Zombie, Psyclon Nine, Suicide Commando, Suicide Machines, Aquabats, Locale A.M., Blood Brothers, Ministry, Sex Gang Children, Muse, Pantera, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Static-X, Tenacious D, King Missle, Stephen Lynch, Richard Cheese....etc.

Movies:

Hello, Frank. We really don't know what went wrong
with you. Were you not satisfied with life?
Just decided to go whacko one day? Or maybe
you're more all-knowing than the rest of us...
We may never know if you really came from the
future. Oh, and kudos on the bunny-suit.

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Television:

I been a cartoon junkie since way back in the day, foo. I remember that shit from fuckin' elementary school: soon as that bell rang at 3:00 I was all like Looney Toon's Roadrunner kickin' up dust clouds n' shit, runnin' home to grab Nintendo Power and a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles and post up on the couch to trip out on the Duck Tizzle, with Hizzle, Dizzle, and Lizzle and blingin' ass Uncle Scrizzle, fo shizzle (that's right I said that shit, 'cause snoopdog talk only sounds cool coming from a white guy when he's talkin' about Disney characters, you wanna fight about it, bitch?!)! And I'm still doin the same shit today: every sunday is a fuckin' by-any-means-necessary G.I. Joe mission to find a spot with a working TV to crash for Animation Domination and Adult Swim. Throw in some porn and a bowl of weed and I've been sittin' pretty since like 1991!!!

Heroes:

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