People Who Like to Laugh, and can handle the cover and two drink thing.
(VIDEO NOT FOR ALL AGES. There, I said it. I am not accountable anymore.)
...from the archives
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...direct from Times Square 06.02.07
"You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.â€
"I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2."
“Sure I’ll join your cult.â€
“If I keep my ice cubes trays filled, then no one will die. As long as I clench my fists at odd intervals, then the darkness won’t force me to do things that I don’t want to do that are inappropriately violent. As long as I keep singing this song, I won’t turn gay. It can’t get you if you’re singing a song. Yeah!â€
“According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon.†SNL
“I thought I was Oprah in this metaphor; also you’re gay so that’s a little confusing you should say something like my lady Stedman.†30 Rock
“Jesus is magic.â€
“Sometimes a bird meets a bee and the bird will put he’s penis inside the base’s vagina at first the bee is scared and uncomfortable and the whole experience borders on devastation but eventually despite that first encounter or maybe because of it the bee can not get enough bird cock.â€
"am I wrong?"
from Joan's blog....
Mollie Said:
I am so bummed because whichever neighbor I steal cable from, doesn’t get the TV Guide Channel, so no red carpet for me. But I am grateful for the bloggage (which I read whenever my other neighbor gets on line and I borrow their service.)
To which Joan Replied:
"You have made me soooo happy as you are screwing Time Warner. I love screwing utility companies, my happiest trip was to India where everyone has extension cords running from their windows to the street lamps." --xxx Joan