Men are From Mars |
I've discovered that when I'm doing something unsexy and someone says "that's sexy!" it pisses me off.
I came home today at 8pm thinking that Rickilane would be home momentarily. Josie had a crying fi...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST |
Dumbass |
I hate traffic. I always have.So what do I do?I decide to become a REALTOR and sitin traffic most days so that I can getfrom one house to the next.Ergh.
Posted by Allison on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST |
Feminist Baby |
As a feminist I recognize and honor the power of the pussy.As a mother it's really amusing how children discover their bodies.Grandma has taught my daughter how to ID her bottom and her "bee bee" in C...
Posted by Allison on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:29:00 PST |
No Way |
"No way," she says fumbling to put on her shoes."No way!" she says to nap time.No way?" when she can't open the box of cookies.This is Josie's phrase for the day....
Posted by Allison on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:52:00 PST |
Vindicated |
I've been helping someone find a rental unit for several weeks now and we've spent countless hours driving all over Las Vegas to find the right home. In the end, he found something on a website that s...
Posted by Allison on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:23:00 PST |
$179K Townhome 3 bed 2.5 bath- SHORT SALE |
This home is in fantastic condition since my clients put a lot of love and effort into making this their home. Unfortunately, they cannot afford it anymore and the bank is close to foreclosing on them...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:40:00 PST |
$310k Gorgeous Home for Sale- Help! |
My client really needs to move back to MO. She just lowered the price $20k!
http://www.realtor.com/realestate/las+vegas-nv-89141-1091889
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Posted by Allison on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST |
Black man in Red Pajamas |
Help me.I have this image of a skinny black man in Buddy Holly glasses, red pajamas, and a fuzzy white hat in my head. He dances to electronic music on some kids show but I can't remember which one an...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Dreams in Miami |
Yesterday when I had a headache on the plane, my mother gave me 2 pills and I swallowed them. I figured out later when I felt like I hit a wall that I had taken 2 Tylenol PMs. I struggled for the ...
Posted by Allison on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:03:00 PST |
Boring Couple |
So... we started couples therapy a week ago. And... though we have our problems, I realized we could be a *lot* worse. She gave us an exercise last week that had to do with one anothers' needs. We act...
Posted by Allison on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:15:00 PST |
