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Kayako

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About Me

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My Interests

I love biking, cooking, doing internet shits, writing (yeah right larry), the Toddster, swimming in the secret lake, going in my favourite bars, buying shit at giant tiger, watching crappy movies while my husband have tears of blood for my crappy taste, watching cool documentaries about political stuff hoping that I will soon have an horror movie, eating disgusting food like bloody popcorn of scary Papa Jack, drinking red wine (but it has to be shitty and I hate people that sniff wine at least as much as I hate people who plays golf, if you do that, fuck you!); I love my moron dog but hate him when he shit in the living room, I love my bulimic cat and hate when she puke 'cause she thinks she is fat; I love futurism, modern art, fake nails, crazy hairdo, everything that is '50s, horror circus, tattoos, diamonds, leopard fur (fake one of course), red, black, Jesus Franco, Soledad Miranda, my bed and sleeping even if I always wake up very early (because otherwise I would be too lazy), I hate lazyness...

I'd like to meet:

Probably none of youBut anyway, I like you if you like zombie movies, and places like Dominion Tavern, Zaphod, Dollarama, Mello's, Barrymore's... If you are punkrockers, gangsters, horror fans, saints, tattooed, pinups... I will add you if you have style, if you are funny like Rocco from Boondock Saints, if you know this film by heart, but in italian, of course; I' ll add you if you cover part of the screen with your foot while watching Ju-On and if you were able to watch Audition without puking. If you don't know Audition and Takeshi Miike, you suck. I will probably add you if you have at least a shameful tattoo done when you were too young or too stupid or both; I like you a lot if you own Cannibal Holocaust from italian genius Ruggero Deodato and whatch it at least once a month.

Music:

Laibach, Blood for Blood, Rammstein, David Allen Coe, Mes Aieux, Little Tony, Fabrizio De Andre', Fratelli Righeira, Blood Axis, Death in June, Ianva, Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, Donatella Rettore, Jo Squillo, Cayouche, The Cure (old stuff), Misfits, Social Distortion, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Mina, Lars Frederiksen (just because I'm dressed like this doesn't mean I am communist!), Ultima Thule, Der Blutharch, Bohse Onkelz, Mozart, Riz Ortolani, Goblins...

Movies:

Oh there are so many... But right now I am totally into asian shit like Takeshi's movies and all the tartan asian extreme, like ju-on, ringu, infection, audition, ecc.ecc. Still, I can't wait to see the new film of Rob Zombie, cause as you might guess by my pseudo, I love zombie movies and the particular touch of Rob. I also adore Eli Roth stuff, expecially Cabin Fever: I really enjoied the movie! The Hostel is also very cool and there is a little apparition by the maestro Takeshi! How cool is that? Then I like some of the ancient italian horrors like those of Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Michele Soavi and Ruggero Deodato (genius!) and some old spaghetti western. I loved The departed, but even more his original Internal affairs (which is - guess what?- asian!). I just admire their way to make movies with 2 bucks! I love Lars Von Trier, I saw all his works and I find him one of the greatest director in the world (love you Lars!); I expecially think at his old stuff like Epidemic, what a movie! I love love love Andreas Schnaas and the saga Violent Shit, I really hope he will do something in the next future! I love also old heavy italian movies such as Death in Venice or some Pasolini stuff, but hate his pervert works.I hate horror nerds: people with a snob attitude towards cinema. I don't give a fuck if an horror movie has technical faults! I sincerely hate the star wars saga and I am proud of it! And fuck Troy, 300, Lord of the rings, Alexander and all the epic bullshits hollywood can puke! This is Sparta? No, this is a shitty gay movie!

Television:

I have no tv, just a video, dvd and tons of horror movies and Troma's shit. And, by the way, fuck Grey's anathomy (what the fuck is it???). Lobotoms, turn off the tv and watch some crappy horror instead!HBO can be good, like OZ, The wire, The shield...

Books:

I used to read everything, now I like reading some italian true crime novel and history books or Adbuster and Vice, which are not books, but who cares. I liked a lot Geroge R. Martin works, but hate Harry Potter (even if I have never red it, but I trust my prejudices). I still enjoy reading classic european, history books and political shit like Everything You Know Is Wrong. Definitely I will be reading more in the future, I am starting to be ashamed of myself but I have no time at all (bullshit) :) I do like books about european traditions, difficult stuff like Mircea Eliade and Guenon. But you too, you should read more!

Heroes:

My hubby, Padre Pio, San Rocco, my grandmother and my ancestors, Mussolini, Leon Degrelle, Codreaunu, Rudolph Hess, Papa' and Mamma Dux, my freaky parents and my mother's Menghele obsession, Jesus Franco and Zentropa, Badabing (autohero)...

My Blog

I could stare at you for hours

Davanzale, erba gatta, Lilith! Praticamente, il kali yuga!!! Ma anche, spalliera della poltrona, condotto del riscaldamento, ginocchia di Kayako mentre sta al computer. Lilith riesce a trovare mollic...
Posted by Kayako on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST

Perche dire gaffe quando si puo dire figura di merda?

Sto per raccontarvi la piu' grossa figuraccia di merda che abbia mai fatto nella mia vita. E vi sifdo a trovarne una peggiore di questa.Prologo: essendo la regina del trash, ovviamente, ho sempre asco...
Posted by Kayako on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:41:00 PST

Ho ritrovato questo sul mio blog e me so tajata come na cogliona

Pance di raggi chilometrici e bucrani tristi Come avevo scritto sul blogghe di Morbida, ieri mi sono recata al centro commerciale per vedere un po' di ciccioni e di freaks of nature e, in sostanza, ...
Posted by Kayako on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

Tom mi ha censurato la foto kkk di Dieudonne! Ma che davero???

Tempo fa mi e' giunta una mail da maispeis in cui mi si avvisava che mi era stata cancellata una foto perche' oscena... Io ero li' a mumbleare, ma proprio non capivo a cosa cazzo si stesse rifere...
Posted by Kayako on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:27:00 PST

A grande richiesta, la mia rece di 300

300 (volte in cui ho urlato limortacci tua) Allora ho visto 300, il film su Sparta (tratto dal fumetto di Frank Miller), quello per cui il cameratismo europeo sbava sin dalle prime notizie della sua...
Posted by Kayako on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

Io e il mio cane

  Oltre alla divina Lilith ed al pesce stubborn, nella mia casa c'e' un altro inquilino: Fonzie. Trovato dal canile in una fredda notte di meta' novembre (che da me in genere vuol dire -20 grad...
Posted by Kayako on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:12:00 PST