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T'Shane

not a fighter...but will knock your lights out

About Me

*i like to make people laugh, usually at my own expense(falling off of a barstool and kicking a beer out of someone's hand onto my own leg on the way down? improbable you say? it happened. comedic genius, if i do say so myself...)*i always say the wrong thing at the wrong time, especially when i'm trying to be funny and/or impress someone*i like taking long walks by myself, listening to music, because it clears my head from all the rubbish that sometimes collects there*i love my kitty roland more than anything in the world*i cut a mean rug with my favorite dance partners, miller high life and pabst blue ribbon, especially to stutter*to paraphrase an old quote from liam gallagher: sleep, it's such a waste of time...i'd rather be up, living

My Interests

music, britpop, britrock, britain, france, scooters, MINIs, socialism, feminism, surfing, cheesasaurus rex, sasquatches, keith richards, bad metal, roland, skulls, hollyoakes, zombies

I'd like to meet:

come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!

Music:

currently in chicklet's rotation: **starsailor, love is here
**oasis, be here now
**stereophonics, you gotta go there to come back
**the raconteurs, broken boy soldiers
**richard ashcroft, keys to the world
**interpol, turn on the bright lights
**hefner, we love the city
**elefant, sunlight makes me paranoid
**the cooper temple clause, kick up the fire, and let the flames break loose
**the charlatans, self-titled
**brmc, howl
**ash, nu-clear sounds
**dirty pretty things, waterloo to anywhere

Movies:

psycho beach party, the big lebowski, donnie darko, the lost boys, amelie, ghost world, CHUD, the vampire happening, saved, bloodsport, office space, freeway, la bete, tuff turf, the rules of attraction, boondock saints, CQ, spanking the monkey, any zombie movies...actually, the more it sucks or looks like it sucks, the greater the chance i will love it.

Television:

with the new job, i end up missing some of the best nights of television. total bummer.

Books:

i've just finished reading we thought you'd be prettier: true tales of the dorkiest girl alive. i quite liked it. next up, i bought myself some recipe books, so we'll see how that all pans out...

Heroes:

the inventor of the corndog

My Blog

you're the one for me, fatty

i felt this odd urge to go to tower records tonight and it's a pretty good thing i did, as it was the last day they were open...i obtained: 2 feeder imports, radio 4's newest album, and a live morris...
Posted by kimmie on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

the man who sings made love to the barmaid twice...and that's just tonight

bought: 2 mini christmas trees(chanukkah bushes, kwanzaa shrubs, etc.). 3 packs mini glass ornaments. 1 pack disco ball ornaments. 2 packs pom-pom garland. brought: 3 acrylic paints. roughly 5 p...
Posted by kimmie on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

nyc(there's no need to stop)

highlights of my vacation:*NOEL GALLAGHER AND THE OASIS DOCUMENTARY--this seriously made my trip worth every penny.*meeting janeane garofalo(luff her!) and chuck d(what a dude!)*this totally cute band...
Posted by kimmie on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

all a girl needs is a stuffed monkey and an ashtray

yesterday went on a "supervisor outing" to dave and buster's. i do not typically like such places(because i usually blow my wad on skeeball...seriously. there's just something so satisfying about ch...
Posted by kimmie on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST

you got to get your groove on, mutherfucker!

does it creep anyone else out that people on this thing can add you to their favourites without you knowing?i mean, why add someone to your favourites when you can just copy the url to their profile a...
Posted by kimmie on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

i been watching the superhero movies lately...

so i saw superman returns with russ the other day and i realized something about myself.i have a clark kent complex.i guess it's typical to be all, that superman is HOT cos i mean, he kinda sorta is, ...
Posted by kimmie on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST

a word with you, beloved penis enlargement spam

to: dick spam in my junk mail folderre: get massive erections, huge quantities of semendear dsimjmf,i can totally understand the desire/need for a massive erection(being of the female gender, i've n...
Posted by kimmie on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

wacky hijinks ensue

(some background info: my father does not like to throw ANYTHING away. some might call him a pack rat. my mother and i would agree. the following is our story...)work til 10:30. get home at the s...
Posted by kimmie on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST

it's cos i'm a punk rocker and i took a piss!

currently, i am torn between wanting to stay young and wanting to grow up. what an f-in drag.i bought those green and white flats that i was eyeing way back when i went shopping with april and i trie...
Posted by kimmie on Sat, 27 May 2006 02:03:00 PST

ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

i think my bad karma lately has been due to the guilt and dirtiness of my most current infatuation. even though all my girls(except for emily and valarie) say it's okay and not gross, i still think m...
Posted by kimmie on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:29:00 PST