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DJ Dynasty Handbag

i beg your pardon, i never promised you a rose garden...

About Me

i can rap the lyrics to "whoomp there it is" in it's entirety....and i do.things i enjoy: *friends, bowling, hair bands, my dog, miller lite* things i do not enjoy: *rain, waiting in line, dishonesty, cigarette butts standing up in the ashtray, when people don't say what they mean or mean what they say*

My Interests

going to shows....crashing the party....hanging out....reading...traveling anywhere, anytime...for no reason in particular

I'd like to meet:

anyone that can make me laugh. i'm into that.

Music:

ELVIS!, Bright Eyes, Ash, The Raconteurs, Heavens, Cursive, Piebald, hey Mercedes, braid, ok go, mooney suzuki...the faint, the broadways, Supagroup, John Vanderslice, taking back sunday, the cure, The unsacred Hearts, brandtson, def leppard, morissey ..BEEP BEEP, chuck berry, the good life, of montreal, death from above,stereophonics, old 97's, the white stripes, poison, johnny cash, arctic monkeys, tiger army, the kaiser chiefs, Patsy Cline, the smiths, interpol, BRMC, raconteurs, H3, frank sinatra, oasis..Brian W Spencer(www.myspace.com/brianwspencer)...the list could go on but who cares?.."when the world ends who's gonna hear it?"....

Movies:

blue hawaii,saved! almost famous, little miss sunshine, rebel without a cause, jailhouse rock,blue velvet, amelie...

Television:

CSI, Law and Order, The office, without a trace marvelous,,

Books:

psychotic reactions and carburetor dung, to have and have not, welcome to the monkey house, party monster, a comedy of errors, slapstick, the hitchhikers series, anything by david sedaris or chuck klosterman....

Heroes:



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My Blog

i still (heart) NY....

i'm just saying.... Wandering the streets in the same clothes for 2 days $5 cans of PBR Cancelled flights Lost luggage Dodging cabs Rude bartenders Awesomely tacky pink sunglasses.... Can't wait...
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

I'm a pretty much a genius.

in the past 2 weeks i have learned to use the ipod that's been sitting in it's box for 2 years AND learned to update pictures from my "digital camera".... perhaps the 21st century isn't that bad after...
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST

the mooney suzuki have once again reclaimed the rock throne....

I had the pleasure, nay honor, of seeing the mooney suzuki rocking the bejeesus out of Rebel in nyc last saturday and I have come to one simple conclusion...they are the BEST.BAND.EVER.......why? you ...
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

i wanna go to the arch....

i heart st louis...even though i once again missed out on the arch experience...but i did see an amazing show, drink a lot of miller lite, eat SONIC (after quite a trek i may add) ,  and parallel...
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:26:00 PST

ps- r u 13?.....

may or may not be a club in st louis....who's into it?.... sounds pretty scary....
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:27:00 PST

there's no smoking in the city of madison...

just a little tip should anyone feel the need to venture there.....
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:25:00 PST

thank you kansas city!.....

for nothing. that town sucks i'm never going back.....however if you are in the unfortunate position of having to be in KC, let me be the first to recommend sidekicks saloon, a sweet gay bar complete ...
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:09:00 PST

meet me in st louie

st. louis is a lot of fun, but not as much fun as it is to get there...i've decided i'm into road trips and this will be the first of many to come...lock up your sons america....
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

peace off....

Happy flippin Holidays...i don't even have time for Christmas this year....BUT, after tomorrow i will not have school for 2 whole weeks.....boozefest 2004 is in full effect....lock and load bitches
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

like a motherfucker from hell...

i came, i saw, i watched led zeppelin part II (aka the datsuns) kinda rock the empty bottle. then i got wasted...it was a good day.
Posted by DJ Dynasty Handbag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST