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About Me

"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats,"
I'm a dreamer, drinker, musician (sort of), and part time nutter. I like odd people and hate normality. I have a disdain of bro's and sorostitutes. I like to wander with no idea where I'm heading. I often make major life decisions based on a whim or on a single moment of inspiration. It works 30% of the time. One day I will see the ocean from something other than a tiny window on a plane. Oh yeah, I'm also a huge dork. I take pride in this.

My Interests

Women who don't like me, MUSIC, sarcasm, hockey, tennis, baseball, football, concerts, shopping, Britain, traveling, drinking (but not in that "hur hur hur let's do a keg stand" kind of way. Die frat boys, die), going to bars, seeing live music, walking around the city in nice weather, museums, history, movies, talking, listening, reading, playing poker, finding a nice pair of jeans

I'd like to meet:

People who actually listen and aren't just sitting there waiting to talk..... Someone with a little imagination and lot of inner child. Fellow dorks, nerds, musicians, and artists. Someone who is content with chilling and watching movies most nights, but isn't afraid to go a little nutty on the weekends. A person with an extremely random sense of humor to match my own.

Music:

THE BEATLES, THE ROLLING STONES, Bowie, Bob Dylan, LENNON, McCartney, Harrison, the Beach Boys, the Righteous Brothers, the Who, THE KINKS, the Monkees, Simon and Garfunkel, Cream, the Byrds, Elton John, Iggy Pop, Queen, REM, Early Aerosmith, Buddy Holly, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns'N'Roses, Van Morrison, the Small Faces, the Faces, Pink Floyd, Neil Young, OASIS, Radiohead, Blur, KULA SHAKER, Travis, BRMC, Muse, the Stone Roses, the Seahorses, Nada Surf, Paloalto, the White Stripes, Scissor Sisters, Ride, Pete Yorn, Our Lady Peace, Primal Scream, Kasabian, the Soundtrack of Our Lives, Vast, Pearl Jam, BEN ASHLEY, the Shore, Stone Temple Pilots, Starsailor, the Brian Jonestown Massacre, Cary Brothers, the Corrs, the DANDY WARHOLS, Delays, BECK, the Beta Band, Doves, Echo and the Bunnymen, FOO FIGHTERS, Keane, THE LIVING END, Massive Attack, Moby, the Raconteurs, Robbie Williams, Secret Machines, the Shins, Soul Coughing, THE VERVE, the Vines, and a lot of movie scores

Movies:

LOTR, American Beauty, Serenity, Still Crazy, Dig, pretty much anything with Vince Vaughn, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Blow, Vanilla Sky, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, the Usual Suspects, the Family Man, Almost Famous, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Lock Stock, Clerks, Trainspotting, About a Boy, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Titanic, Love Actually, The 'Burbs, Euro Trip, Club Dread, SuperTroopers, the Last Kiss, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Prestige, 3:10 to Yuma, Superbad, Drop Dead Sexy, Cloverfield, Tombstone, pretty much all horror movies no matter how bad, loads more I'm forgetting

Television:

I don't watch a lot of current shows.. The few I do watch are Heroes, Ghost Hunters, and Scrubs.. Then there's the oldies like Buffy, Angel, Firefly, the Wonder Years, Family Guy, Futurama, and Seinfeld. Also pretty much anything on the History Channel or Animal Planet/Discovery Channel.

Books:

George R.R. Martin, Vonnegut, Faulker, Salvatore, Conrad, Wilde, Wordsworth, Blake, King

My Blog

Things that should be banned

I would hereby like to ban the words "fierce" and "hot mess" from the English language. Any male saying either of these words should lose a testicle and be forced to eat it. Any female saying either o...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:12:00 PST

Things that somehow seem relevant right now

A little bit of Oscar Wilde, for my amusement..   ~ Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. ~   ~ Marriage is the...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:43:00 PST

Getting old sucks

It's 8pm and I'm still hungover..   Where was I when the clock struck 12? Taking a piss...   Top
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:07:00 PST

Astounding

When you purchase a song from Itunes and it's labelled as "country," you know you've had too much to drink.   Also, my blog has 125 views this week. I don't even have a 125 friends on this thing...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST

Make their daggers sharper than their faces tell

No matter how happy or energetic you are, if you listen to Beck's album "Sea Change" in its entirety, you will leave nostalgic, slightly depressed, and very introspective.   And that, kids,...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Hey There Delilah

Hey There Delilah I lost my rhyming dictionary. I can't write another song without it So I guess we will play pictionary. Oh yes it's true Playing pictionary just like we do Oh yes it's true ...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:32:00 PST

Two things

Crows have taken up a firm residence outside the hospital I work at.. A lot of crows.. In fact, they've been here since I started working here. Is it not odd and somewhat eerie that a lot of crows han...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

The story is old - I know

I had a dream last night that I got married to a blonde girl.. I've never seen said girl in my life. Therefore, if you are blonde and look anything like the girl I dreamt about, I will marry you....
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

Traditions I can trace against the child in your face

Everytime I state that I'm a hippie someone invariably brings up the counter point that hippies are friendly, and I think to myself.. "Fuck."   Anyway, I'm gonna go listen to Tears for ...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST

Travis Concert

Pretty much the best concert I've been to since the last Travis concert. Basically how every band should be when they play live. I had a smile on my face through the entire gig. For those who know me,...
Posted by If I had cleavage Id have more myspace friends on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:56:00 PST