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About Me

ex junglist/ballet dancer whose feet were tragically crushed when a lorry of queers shed their load, i now make ends meet playing the race card outside somerfield on the walworth rdbeautiful long black hair that flows from my chest to my ankles stubby hands no feetI edited my profile with My Arse V4.4

My Interests

frottage and fromage, naming and shaming,cooking, matchstick modelling, travel, languages, internet grooming, collecting nothing, people being hurt so i can kiss them better, shouting

I'd like to meet:

a hairdresser with a wicked sense of humour

Music:

liberace

Movies:

butt wide open, slit your throat and cum down your gob, smooth boy surprise, aids surprise, burnt body surprise, second cumming, we came and then we laughed, summer party, bopper banger, i love you with all my heart

Television:

im blind but i like the weight of it on my chest

Books:

i prefer talking books so i can brush the streets while listening

Heroes:

all the fishes in the sea and all the birds in the sky and all the worms in elton johns arse

My Blog

dennis

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Posted by Drastic Cock on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:33:00 PST

my mother is a dream beyond nightmare

i am going to dye my hair tomorrowall colour suggestions are welcomed, considered and ignored
Posted by Drastic Cock on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:21:00 PST