Muhkey Man - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Muhkey Man. And I live with Dick. I am his go to guy. I get shit done. I also serve as his monkey Butler and pilot his private helicopter. So if we are Racing the 5.0 Ford in Monte Carlo, or meditating with Gurus in Katmandu or just chillaxin back at Casa De La Dick, The party is always in Full Effect when I am there. Because I am MUHKEY MAN, FURRY FUN TIME PAL. That's right bitch. WHAT MY NAME BE???

My Interests

Kickin ass, Takin names, Lovin 'em, Leavin 'em, Kickin' tha tires, Lightin' tha fires, Revin tha throttle, Crakin a bottle. I rip shit and back flip like a Jedi I roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet I Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin' Collectin my dough, I got you're girlfriend ho-in'... I also enjoy coin collecting and the Antiques Roadshow

Music:

Frank Sinatra May he rest in peace Johnny Cash, May he rest in Peace And finally the Rolling Stones Who we all know are reanimated Zombies

Movies:

Well the Boondock Saints of course. Anything with Robot ninjas, And Project X.

Books:

Anything by Bil Waterson. As I find I can relate to the character Hobbes. Also DIY books on KICKING YOUR BITCH ASS

Heroes:

My dad. For teaching me that Whiskey can be consumed as a meal anytime of the day. And also for teaching me how to take a punch.