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Morgan

There's no I in S and M

About Me

One of the best songs ever.
Well all's not well, but I'm told that it'll all be quite nice. You'll be drowned in boots like Mafia, but your feet will still float like Christ's, and I'll be damned; they were right. I'm drowning upside down; my feet afloat like Christ's. I'm in heaven, trying to figure out which stack they're going to stuff us atheists into, and when Peter and his monkey laugh and I laugh with them, I'm not sure what at they point and say. We'll keep you in the back polishing halos, baking manna and gas. Well some guy comes in looking a bit like everyone I ever seen. He moves just like crisco disco. Breath 100% listerine. He says looking at something else, but directing everything to me ever time anyone gets on their knees to pray. Well it makes my telephone ring, and I'll be damned, he said you were right. No one's running this whole thing. He had a theory too He said that god takes care of himself. He said that god takes care of himself and you of you. It's all nice. It's all nice It's all nice on ice alright.
My life does not make sense most of the time. Just like this picture.
Tom's a fuckhead! !

My Interests


I like making movies, snowboarding, biking, rafting, cooking, and longboarding. Pretty much anything outdoors.
You're Sean!

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I'd like to meet:

Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Les Claypool and Isaac mother fucking Brock.


Music:

I like a lot of stuff. Too much to put down but this is what I'm listening to probably right now. And Modest Mouse is pretty much the best fucking band ever.

Movies:






























Television:

SNL, Family Guy, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Scrubs, King Of The Hill, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Reno 911, Futurama, South Park, Jackass, Beavis And Butthead, The Oblongs.

Here, have some Fredryk Phox.
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Books:

Catcher in the Rye. Best book ever.

Heroes:

Milton is my hero.