I like crazy, dance parties and driving to places without warning!! Nothing makes me happier than a long night with little or no sleep then going somewhere to meet new people... I love my sexy sax and my sax hole! And you love it... AMAZING I AM STILL SINGLE! But not. I am seriously perverted so be ready for it.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hickalicious
Birthday: 6/6/your mom
Birthplace: Stage of a drag queen night club
Current Location: Some place warm and ....
Eye Color: Gray/green
Hair Color: Red... carpet doesnt match the drapes
Height: Taller than you
Right Handed or Left Handed: Doing what?
Your Heritage: Norway
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse
Your Weakness: Laughing at my humor
Your Fears: Falling out of my chair right now
Your Perfect Pizza: No pubic hair
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: No crapping in peoples shoes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ha! Filthy...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair is fluffy
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Trips to California late at night
Pepsi or Coke: COKE ... pepsi bitches and your splenda
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like the Taco
Single or Group Dates: Dates? Outside the house?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: All tea
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mmm coffee
Do you Smoke: Uhh... *pushes cigarettes in Snowballs ass* no
Do you Swear: Hell no
Do you Sing: Frequently
Do you Shower Daily: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Have you Been in Love: With taco?
Do you want to go to College: With taco?
Do you want to get Married: With taco?
Do you belive in yourself: Depends... excellent brand
Do you get Motion Sickness: Of course.. EASY CARRIE SLOW DOWN
Do you think you are Attractive: HAHAHAHAHA
Are you a Health Freak: I keep a strict water and pills diet...
Do you get along with your Parents: When I see them sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: DAMN STRAIGHT!! IN MY PANTS!!
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In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: *pushes bottles of vodka in Morgan's pants* ...no
In the past month have you Smoked: Didn't we cover this?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: *pushes drugs in Morgan's ass next to cigarettes* No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hick never has action *sigh*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: **** hunting
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NASTY
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Maybe... fish?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Probably
In the past month have you been Dumped: Taken a dump yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hot wet and steamy every night! In the shower... sick pervs...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: uhh... STOP JUDGING ME!
Ever been Drunk: *hic* no...!
Ever been called a Tease: All the time!
Ever been Beaten up: HAHAHA! I would love to see that happen...
Ever Shoplifted: Klepto all the way
How do you want to Die: Bungee jumping NAKED
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A nurse... AND NAKED
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand... here little sheep come on!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: Sandy, black or brown
Short or Long Hair: Long hair is nice sometimes but generally short
Height: Over 5'10" for many reasons...
Weight: I'll take anything... no preferences
Best Clothing Style: NAKED
Number of Drugs I have taken: Numerous
Number of CDs I own: Lots, never counted
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I never regret anything! Except that guy in--- nevermind...
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I'd like to meet:
I am up for meeting new people of any sort as long as they are not stupid... this is going to be a very lonely experience...
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You will do anything, as long as it is alive. You are totally not choosy about sex partners and can get off with almost anyone.
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Music:
Hmm... Let's see. Rammstein of course, Coheed and Cambria, Tenacious D, SLAYER!!, In Extremo, Fluid, The Faint, Flogging Molly, Slipknot and I only have one song by The Crystal Method but I like them too. The Music, Apocalyptica, DAVID BOWIE!, Cradle of Filth, The Postal Service, The Rolling Stones (thats right, I like the Stones), Led Zeppelin, Beck, Salt N Pepper, Franz Ferdinand, Divest, Rockapella songs, 3, Pantera, The Offspring, Anal Cunt, Blood Brothers, Queen, String Quartet, Mindless self indulgence, Dredg, The Dresden Dolls, Snow Patrol, GWAR!, Smashing Pumpkins, Buckethead, Electric Six, Weerd Science, I mother earth, Dystopia, OK Go, Korn, Rob Zombie, Lyn Skyn, Pink Floyd, ACDC, Family Force 5, Nirvana, and other random bands from the 80's.. width="425" height="350" ....VON VON VON! Sexiest man alive...Obviously.
Movies:
RODENTZ BABY! That is rodent"z". No, that had to be one of the most terrible horror film I have ever seen. Well I like Sci-Fi movies generally or horror movies because they make me laugh. Last one I saw was Children of the Corn and that was hilarious! Lord of the Rings of course (it's all about the hobbits) and lots of movies with Johnny Depp.
Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic
You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!
You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.
You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack
It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Television:
I only get two channels so that says enough doesn't it? Can't get enough of those reality shows eh? *shiver* But I still like Family Guy... that's freakin awesome.
Books:
Stephen King novels, Richard Preston novels and anything they don't force you to read in English classes.... Screw the reading guides...
Your Stripper Name is: Cleopatra
Get your own Stripper Name
You Are Thong Panties
Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times.
Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.
You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
What Kind of Panties Are You?
Heroes:
Those of the perverted nature that still manage to go about their days with their hands mostly out of their pockets!
