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Kristen

You can't put a unicorn in a basket.

About Me

So... if there was a poorly translated German movie about me, the back of the movie would read:"most of the animals are so stupid..." sings Kristen, the little raccoon during her excursions in the forest. Kristen's mind is set on nothing but nonsense and practical jokes. Nothing is more FUN than to fool the clumsy bear or farmer Laura's mean watchdogs. One time Kristen goes too far and Jessie, the small squirrel goes missing. Kristen did not intend that to happen, but this time the other animals are really angry. Kristen is terribly sorry. She starts looking or her friend Jessie. But where to begin and what to do? If something really mysterious has happened to Jessie?"This is a full meal deal. You don't have to sue God for being overweight."-Mr. Herring 3/11/2004

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My Interests

painting, sailing too far, rain, fun, friends, boys, music, shopping, going to Europe, chillin', shoppin', listenin' to pop music (and lots of rap), office supplies, chubby bunny, jogging, collecting bugs then mounting them for a cool display, boys, and poppin' wheelies on my tricked out scooter.

I'd like to meet:

'Have any of you seen a miracle?'-Mr. Herring 'I've seen the mountains'-Kristen/bilboOk so maybe that didn't really explain who I want to meet, but um, you should watch this cartoon, because it incorperates my all times favorites into one: unicorns, lillies, roses, birds, and odd art. so its wonderful. and such.

Music:

showtunes, the postal service, mewithoutyou, the Justins (Guarrinni and Timberlake), thursday, brand new, the juliana theory, the shins, godspeed! you black emperor, funeral clown, at the drive in, jem, radiohead, blue mouse theatre, death cab for cutie, interstate four fifty one, emery, the beautiful mistake, bjork, elliot smith, thrice, switchfoot, circle takes the square, sigur ros, mogwai, sunny day real estate, blonde red head, nick drake, denali, coldplay, iron and wine, super furry animals, underoath, album leaf, coldplay, mae, simon and garfunkel, copeland

Movies:

the lord of the rings, moulin rouge, zoolander, the last unicorn, interview with a vampire, trainspotting, les miserables, the motercycle diaries, old school, empire records, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, team america, wicker park, se7en, amelie, cinderella man, run lola run, american history x, benny and joon, vanilla sky, punch drunk love, the following, about a boy, blow, american beauty, garden state, mean girls, napoleon dynamite, elf, edward scissorhands, from justin to kelly (the funnest movie of all time)

Television:

The O.C, spongebob squarepants, the office, family guy, scrubs, arrested development, jimmy kimmel, America's next top model

Books:

The Basic Principles of Male Chauvinism, 100 things every woman should do, The ten most misunderstood facts about Michael Jackson, The Bible, GQ women's edition, the last unicorn, the lord of the rings, Tim McGraw: An autobiography of a superstar, the count of monte cristo, to kill a mockingbird, ..

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My Blog

Who wants my car?

I got a new car. So I'm selling Jame.....or my parents are selling Jame. He is the best car ever...or at least the cutest. If you want a cute car, or if you already have a Jame and you want to make it...
Posted by Kristen on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST

The best poems ever written.

Today as I was trying to find different styles of writing the letter 'i' I stumbled across these wonderful poems Jessie and I wrote during the most worthless class or all time during high school. As t...
Posted by Kristen on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:58:00 PST

'you got the magnums? i said the magnum XL's'

wow I dont know if that title is very appropriate. but hey what can you do. anyway. to keep in the theme that I never post anything personal online.....I got my hair dyed yesterday. after years of wan...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 02:24:00 PST

yep

so that's my pony painting for Shauna and Jessie, its not as blurry or shiny in real life, but I think you get the gist of the painting. Life is good. hmmm....Ok I think I'm going to go rent a movie ...
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:42:00 PST

im in paris, and this title is the most exciting part of this "blog"

so im in paris and they have weird key boards. i dont want to come home but i think any of you i actually know should come here because i miss you.....that is if i know you, and actually like you........
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy last Tuesday.....

The title wasn't a description of the day, it is more of a seasonal greeting. anyway.....Today was the last Tuesday of high school. 3 days left.
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my tattoo

Apparently people really do think I would get a soccer ball tattoo surrounded by tribal art on my lower back. my parents and jenna all thought it was real....but I guess I do love soccer and my tribal...
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It all revolves around you.

The other day I was driving home as I saw a hawk swoop down from a hop pole and grab a ground squirrel it took it back up to the top of the pole and continued to hit the ground squirrel's head against...
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

graduation and boxes to Ethiopia....really creative headline.

What the fuck i just actually wrote something but it just got deleated. oh well. ummmm here's what it was kinda about: today all the boxes for the Ethiopia clothing drive were stacked up in front of ...
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Posted by Kristen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST