Monogoalasticism, Gunner Godspeed, and the French Indian Identity Crisis |
I am not one of those guys that have goals in life. Now, I said "goals." Plural. I have a goal. I like to keep it singular; you don't have to make any epic checklists of things to do before you die, a...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:51:00 PST |
Japanese Monsters, Voting Tips and The 100 Acre Killer |
I don't know if you noticed this when you were a kid, but Winnie the Pooh is a pretty fucked up show. You've got Pooh, the obese foodaholic. Tigger, ADHD. Rabbit, hyper anxiety disorder. Piglet, panto...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST |
Birds with the Flu |
Once, I accidentally bought crack off a homeless man in the U District in Seattle. All it cost me was a five dollar donation and half my Snickers bar. I let him keep the crack, as a sort of thank for ...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:26:00 PST |
How come the tire-iron is never considered a dueling weapon? |
How come the tire-iron is never considered a dueling weapon? It's always one guy with a tire-iron. But, what if there were two? I drink to fight free radicals. I think cars should have two check eng...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:53:00 PST |
Myspace for President in '08! |
I have been on a book buying binge lately. Also a drinking binge, but that's another story.
Currently reading:"Letters to a Young Poet" by Rainer Maria RilkeThe Essential Rumi"Siddhartha" by Hermann H...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST |
My name is Brian Crabtree and I approve this message. |
If anyone wants some overly strong and bitter espresso, come visit me at Cruisin Coffee on S. 1st St. I'm usually there in the mornings.
The Bear Apocalypse:
Chapter One: Here I ...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST |
Attention! The number one killer of Americans is... |
Bears!
Sometimes I think about how cool I am and I am forced to marvel. I'm waiting for Mr. Tumnis to get to Yakima so we can go on vacation! Three cheers for the beach!
Hip-hip, hooray!...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:46:00 PST |
The coolest thing to ever happen to me. |
Hi Brian,This Letter to the Editor was submitted through the Bulletin Web site. I thought you might be interested in reading it. Way to go! Did you ever imagine your work would be read in Sweden? Outs...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST |
