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J

your arms are so tiny i'd feel weird dying in them

About Me

if i ever get rich i'm still (that's right, still)going to play guitar on the streets for money and live in a cardboard box. my two favorite places in the world are Starbucks on 56th and the cemetary. this is not because i have a morbid fascination with both coffee and death, but because i can think in both places better than anywhere. i'm indecisive. and tired. don't judge me.

My Interests

alphabetizing (obviously), anywhere but here, art, axe murderers, bank accounts, bass, being away, being barefoot, bellingham, black, bleeding, boxing, bright eyes, bruises, caffeine, california, cars, cemetaries, chairs, chicken tacos, cloves, coffee, communism, converse, daria, driving away, drums, free shirts, good movies, graffiti, guitar, hiding, hoodies, jesus, jones soda, left-handed people, listening, living in new york, losing, mission trips, monkeys, mud, music, not being stalked, not college, opinionated people, organized things, painting, people who call, pepsi, pillows, playing football, pudding, rain, red, running away, saturdays, scars, seattle, self-sufficiency, sharks, snakes, sociology, socks, soup kitchens, squishy chairs, starbucks, stars, stealing, taking pictures, tattoos, things that yell, thrift store shopping, walking to work, water, whip cream.

I'd like to meet:

youand also this bat:

Music:

bands/artists i can think of off the top of my head: coldplay, damien rice, fiona apple, my chemical romance, kanye west, iron & wine, the postal service, death cab for cutie, panic at the disco, jack johnson, led zeppelin, nirvana, loudermilk, mewithoutyou, pedro the lion, the beatles, the used, thursday, akon, the juliana theory, the frey, dashboard confessional, hot hot heat, etc.

Movies:

girl interrupted, mean girls, empire records, wicker park, seven, zoolander, pirates of the caribbean, edward scissorhands, american beauty, american pie, royal tenenbaums, supersize me, stigmata, murder by numbers, garden state, tomb raider, confessions of a teenage drama queen, tommy boy, fear.com, the in crowd, so i married an axe murderer, orange county, dodgeball, from hell, waynes's world, a walk to remember, paycheck, elf, runaway jury, saved!, amityville horror, superstar, requiem for a dream

Television:

if megan lawson was a tv show i would buy her seasons on dvd

Books:

the bell jar, prozac nation, wuthering heights, crime & punishment, mayor of casterbridge, a tree grows in brooklyn, east of eden, invisible man, pretty much any book you tell me to read, etc.

Heroes:

edgar allen poe, sylvia plath, Jesus

My Blog

until next time

so most of you probably know by now that i'm semi-moving to new york for four months. i'm telling you this so that you don't get terribly offended if i don't read or reply to any messages/comments you...
Posted by J on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST

more proof...that sharks are awesome

20 Ways Sharks Help Humans Provided by the Discovery Channel 1. As the oldest-living vertebrates, sharks may provide information on the origin and evolution of all vertebrate species, including hum...
Posted by J on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST

as if i didnt already know i was crazy...

i took some stupid personality test and then got depressed when i read the answers, thereby confirming their truth. according to similarminds.com, my traits are: depressed, introverted, neat, needs th...
Posted by J on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:03:00 PST

this is how my life works:

i could sneeze in a room full of 300 people and none of them would say bless you. and then 5 seconds later somebody else would sneeze and the 300 people would say bless you in unison, all of them figh...
Posted by J on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:53:00 PST

hoorah (pronounced as 2 distinct syllables. e.g. hoo...rah)

if i had a choice between fighting naked with a bull and prioritizing, i would so choose the bull. prioritizing sucks. for example, right now i could be:  trying to find my checkbook, trying to f...
Posted by J on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

my previously boxed up life

so...i was cleaning out all this crap in my attic and i found a ton of stuff from when i was younger. and i was the most bizarre child/adolescent ever. seriously. for example: i found this random poca...
Posted by J on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

i need help

i find myself sinking deeper and deeper into a hole that i fear i will never be able to get out of. i tell everybody i'm okay, because i feel like they need me to be okay, but i'm dying here. a few we...
Posted by J on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

apparently i'm not allowed to have a blank subject line

the sky is ridiculously beautiful. it almost makes me wish that i knew what to do with my life. almost. i wonder what life would have been like had i been born somewhere else, or under different circu...
Posted by J on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:58:00 PST