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Else

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening. Yes, I am a drunk, anthropomorphic ottoman.

My Interests

Music, noise, noise with bits of music, music that is subverted by noise, noisy music (but not power noise...power electronics:YES), muzak, museums, musette and drums, drumulators, dada, fluxus, surrealism, realism, fakism, fauvism, jism, church schisms, french bulldogs, french bulldogs yet again, any movie featurning Nazis (evil fucks; sharp dressers!), pointed shoes, pointed sticks, pointed shoes skewered upon pointed sticks, my new black metal fashion genre: upside-down cross dressing, silver, but not gold, krautrock, sauerkraut, the punk band Kraut, grout and other tile accessories as they relate to waterproofing Krauts, umlauts, German, English, homonyms, homo names, homo bars, my wife who thinks I'm a homo (but I'm not....I think), cock...I mean pussy, on second thought I DO prefer roosters over cats, Veganismus, fashion (JPG, Galliano, Leigh Bowery, Alexander McQueen etc.), records or anything black that measures 12 inches, speaking of which....Goths, mods, rockers, Ron & Fez on XM radio, Ron & Fez off XM radio, Photography (Nan Goldin, Diane Arbus, Julia Margaret Cameron, Alfred Steiglitz, Starn Twins, Joel Peter Witkin, Araki, insert more hip photographer names here) more stuff to come (like you care...like I care!)

I'd like to meet:

Really peppy highschool cheerleader types who don't rape...much.

Music:

Seriously? OK: P16.D4, Pascal Comelade, Snowy Red, Einstuerzende Neubauten, Henri Chopin, MB, Magnetic Fields, Donna Summer/Girogio Moroder, Malria, Keine Ahnung, Schaltkreis Wassermann, Der Plan, DAF, Monoton, Scott Walker, Pierre Henri, Pierre Schaffer, musique concrete, John Cage, David Bowie, Durutti Column, Crispy Ambulance, Door And The Window, English Subtitles, Severed Heads, Cosmic Overdose, League Of Nations, Transparent Illusion, Port Said, ADN Krystall, Can, Haboob, Funkadelic, Chrisma, Richard Bone, Fehlfraben, Tomes On Tail, Abruptum, Kluster, Cluster, Eno, Roxy Music, Gang Of Four, Stick Men, Legendary Pink Dots, Van Kaye & Ignit, Bene Gesserit, Gary Numan, A Certain Ration, John Coltrane, Art Ensemble Of Chicago, Frank Lowe, Caetano Velosos, Gal Costa, Miles Davis, Kraftwerk, Charles Mingus, Wayne Shorter, Freddie Hubbard, Eric Dolphy, Anthony Braxton, Gang Gang Dance, Mission Of Burma, Dome, Current 93, Comus, Mellow Candle, 2066 & Then, Erste Weibliche Fleischergesellen Nach 1945, Clambake, Asmus Tietchens, Nick Cave, Birthday Party, Go Betweens, Makers Of The Dead Travel Fast, Slugfuckers, Orchestra Of Skin & Bone, Sonic Youth, Hugh Masakela, Don Cherry, Steve Lacy, Geins't Nait, Moderne, Daft Punk, Soft Cell, Alvin Lucier, Samla Mammas Manna, Archaia, Chamberpot, Clock DVA, 2+2=5, Nocturnal Emissions, Lou Donaldson, Horace Silver, Alan Silva, Clifford Thornton, Archie Shepp, Cocteau Twins, Shox, Aphex Twin, Massaman, Muslimgauze, Siouxsie & The Banshees, etc.

Movies:

As mentioned earlier; take any movie, toss a Nazi in there and I'm watchin'! And if that Nazi happens to be riding a shark, I am never leaving my living room. Let's see, oh, the usual sort of stuff from Repo Man to Holy Mountain with a little Valley Girl swirl in the middle. Suburbia (well, let's face it, ALL movies centered around punks addicted to black triangles) Just about anything featuring old school Daphne Zuniga. I Am Curious Yellow, of course. Babe Of Macon anyone? With an Animal House chaser, perhaps?

Television:

Everything Tivo tells me to like and Arrested Development.