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ALBERT EXPLOSION

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About Me

Layout made by Tyleri eat babies and so do i and so do i and so do i......we said that out loud crapnow there coming to take us away for sure. ok hmmmmm horror blood titsandblood errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr ok yeah anyway im broke bitch!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: tud vonfrankenstien
Birthday: 01-21-83
Birthplace: hells gates
Current Location: lubbock tx
Eye Color: poop
Hair Color: blackishblondeishbrown
Height: 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: native amirishan
The Shoes You Wore Today: chucks
Your Weakness: brains
Your Fears: anal probes
Your Perfect Pizza: placenta brand abortion pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: oh my god somebody put shit in my pants
Thoughts First Waking Up: were the fuck am i
Your Best Physical Feature: my beautifull face bitches
Your Bedtime: between 12am and 8am
Your Most Missed Memory: lsd
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK hobag
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: eh
Do you Swear: eh
Do you Sing: ehhh
Do you Shower Daily: hmm
Have you Been in Love: i love lamp
Do you want to go to College: fuck u toaster thats all ull ever be .....a toaster damn i have no kiwis
Do you want to get Married: maybe oneday
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yeah i do bitches im a pimp
Do you get Motion Sickness: naw
Do you think you are Attractive: haha do i
Are you a Health Freak: plop no
Do you get along with your Parents: uh huh
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup i do
Do you play an Instrument: uh maybe wut the fuk is it to ya
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes mam
In the past month have you Smoked: nunya
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nunya bitches
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fuk no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck yeah i have
In the past month have you been on Stage: yuppers i have cuz i am god hahahahahahahaha awww i suck at life
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: eeeeeeeeeee
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah so wut
Ever been Drunk: uh huh
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: once in 4th grade
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: blown out of a cannon in to a brick wall
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dinasour no no a frog no no i dont know
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: dont matter
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: i love the goth gorls but it dont matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: hahaha i cant answer that hahahaha robutussin hahahahaha
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none really
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 bitches
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My Interests

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What Samurai Champloo Character Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right.

I'd like to meet:

everyone exept you hahahahahahahahahaha ............im sorry ...........no fuck u.

Music:

everything from classical to oldies to old country i mean like the 30s to the 60s country punk rock horror punk i love the misfits and i love deathklock fuck u.

Movies:

oh god now i cant see. i f i could im sure i would see zombies ...... jesus is a zombie hahahaha christ. fuck u.

Television:

adult swim yeah bitches.fuck u.

Books:

anything ocult anytthing horror i eat sponge monkeys fuck u.

Heroes:


.. You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.

Iceman


100%

Wolverine


100%

Colossus


90%

Storm


75%

Rogue


70%

Jean Grey


65%

Beast


65%

Emma Frost


65%

Nightcrawler


60%

Cyclops


60%

Gambit


40%
Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com ..TR Exar Kun
Your Dark Side Shows at 86 Points Good for you, you scored very high... almost as high as you can go! Exar Kun was a brutal sith lord who started as a jedi... before he was done he'd killed his master, and murdered an entire species of people. Not to mention thousands of jedi. You are the example that Darth Vader tryed so hard to follow. ..TABLE
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My Blog

happy bday

so i just turned 25 and had an awsome bday with cake and eyescream mmmmmmmmmmmmmm there were alot of people piled up in my little ass house and i just wunt u guys to know that i fuckin love all of u ...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST

fear and bullets

he screams and screams and bangs his head against the wall untill wailing phantom fire engines pace across his vision pain pain is all he wunts and hait yes hate we shall never forgive and never forge...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:46:00 PST

NORMAN>>>>>>>MR.BATES

neon light says vacancy, purest evil waits paitiontly no more time to waist, lets put on our face ring the bell for ur room norman is waiting with his broom cleaning up mommys mess awaiting her protes...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:34:00 PST

death of a dream( who will miss me when im gone)

inside my head there r many things trying to get out my meds keep them in i dont have them and ive had the fukkin shakes and panic attacks for 2 days streight words stream out of my brain thoughts of ...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 11:15:00 PST

.........

i feel dead inside i dont know what is real i feel like im loved then it is ripped away. is anything real y   arent i normal i cant take this anymore i  just wunna lie down in my own de...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 12:19:00 PST

i have 5 wives

hahahahahahahahahaha girls faught over me lol not realy they were joking but it sent my confedence lvl up the roof im not cocky i just know im hot hahahahaha no im not awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:19:00 PST

the cricket had a machine gun

if i only knew the last time it happened it would have saved me alot of trouble. the zombies ate away her face now just a piece of a piece of the woman she used to be..... i wunted to get in her head ...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:12:00 PST

i had a dream an emo kid loved me

today my rat lilly had babies alike ten of em they r tiny and cute three were still boarn i burried them with theyre dad he died 2 weeks ago it made me real sad zues was my buddy he rocked rosta sox y...
Posted by ALBERT EXPLOSION on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:59:00 PST