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About Me

I'm a tooth, i got a secret. Not to mention I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor, who is a tooth. I come complete with a secret. Can't say that about yourself, can you? If you can, call me. We'll hook up.

My Interests

Teeth. Doctoring. My many secrets. And Oliver. Mmmmm, interests.

I'd like to meet:

SeÃ±or Oliver Goldstein

Music:

Oliver's guitaring. And Carly Simon. Have you seen those teeth? Boy howdy. She's a like a person with horse teeth. Turned on much?

Movies:

The Dentist, Novacaine, and any movie with Julia Roberts and those enormous pearly whites.

Television:

Timmy the Tooth. Enough said.

Books:

Autobiography of the number one tooth in America...ME!! Hasn't been written yet, but you just wait. Fuck ya! #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Olligee and Dentists around the world. Score!!