You can find me on facebook or gchat
Things i'm afraid of:
-The Asian Santa Clause in Brooklyns Atlantic Center
-Scotts Toilet Paper
-Getting hit by your big ugly purse on the subway
-Being sold off to China or India
-Spelling (No not that, Tori Spelling)
-Homeland Security (Immigration Naturalization Services)
-Crown Fried Chicken
-Kirsten Dunst Teeth
Things I enjoy:
-Throwing Trash out the window
-Watching people run for their lives
-Burlesque Shows, or any nude satire
-Dead Languages
-Office Spaceisms
-Wall Streetisms
-Anything Trashy, especially trash
-Cheap Bling Crap from Chinatown
-Sarcasm
-Making children cry
-Visco elastic memory foam beds
-Pandas
-Side Boob
-Yelling "Brooklyn!!" for no particular reason
Things i dislike:
-Fox News
-Kids from Non-Path New Jersey, Long Island, and West Chester who come to the city on weekends.
-Over privileged children
-Under privileged children
-just children in general
-Michigan
-News Corp (You turned myspace in to softcore porn)
I seem to have aquired quite the collection of tripple 5 soul murses(man bags or man purses), and stripey scarves.
