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*~*dani shitshow*~*

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About Me

heey, i'm dani :) i moved to nyc in april and have been working in jewelry design/development ever since. it's taken some adjusting but every day i find myself loving life more and more. i'm in denial over the fact that i'm an "adult" and will fight growing up (and the responsibilities that ultimately ensue) until my death! i miss college and my friends an incredible amount, but i'm crazy excited to show the world what i'm made of.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people that like to play in puddles, dance on top of things, fall down for no reason, eat unusual foods, get drunk in the shower, steal silverware from denny's, think chipotle rocks, laugh at inappropriate times, are crude, and who think jose cuervo is one hot dirty mexican lover.

My Blog

old fogie survey

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you loved them?''Drank alcohol?'...50 questions for the people who are a little ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:00:00 GMT

the creepers strike again

good god, is my picture on the "cool new people" box on the home page again?  the creepers are crawling out of the woodwork... i guarantee that sometime this weekend i'll post all the crazy messa...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 20:37:00 GMT

a sampling of what fills my inbox every day

here is a small sampling of the messages i receive every day... these are just from the last week.  my god... i wish i had this luck with guys in the real world. you are hot what do u say about m...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:43:00 GMT

yes yes, i'm aware

ok, so i changed my profile back to my actual age... in the last 2 seconds, i've aged 7 years.  as odd as this may sound, i actually started missing the creepy guys that sent me messages.  a...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:43:00 GMT

much better than a few beers

to say that this quarter has been a rollercoaster in the love life of dani would be a severe understatement.  love was found, love was lost.  i've met douchebags and sweethearts.  i've ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 14:46:00 GMT

hooray for the crotch!

i'm pleased to report that the posting of my newest picture has brought upon comments regarding cameltoes, wiener grabbing, and not one but TWO fabulous crotch pictures.  i'm feeling it...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:17:00 GMT

typical, really

it's my daddy's birthday today... hi-five the old man willy if you happen to spot him lurking around.  damn, i'm so ridiculously tired.  has anyone seen those weird commericals for somethin...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 15:46:00 GMT

poop.

i ate my mom's homemade chili today. i've pooped about 20 times since. that is all.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 13:35:00 GMT

new york fuckin city

so wow, here i am in nyc.  it's so weird that i've been here a week.  half of me feels like i've lived here forever, the other half of me feels like i just got here.  it's so surreal, r...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:22:00 GMT

21 and nyc, bitches.

just a little note... i'll be heading home tomorrow, hurrying up and turning 21 (thank god, it's about time!), and then heading to nyc.  if anyone sends me messages and i'm being lame about reply...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:15:00 GMT