10 Names... good shit. |
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current street name)Tanya Longview
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)Coffee Caramel Delight
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first init...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST |
drinking... |
You know you're drunk when:-The arresting officer tells you that you have the right to remain silent and you waive that right so you can finish singing You've Lost that Lovin Feeling. -You have a lot ...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST |
love. i didn't write this. |
The greatest irony of love; Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life......
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:32:00 PST |
power of ... |
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priestalmost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had neverbeen seen in church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught Murphy and said,"Murphy, I am so glad ...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 09:12:00 PST |
Photos |
Aiden's Apple
Fishie Abstract
Partial Family Portrait
Untitled...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:13:00 PST |
supermarket. |
Next time you're feeling adventurous when you're at a supermarket or dept store, try these:Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.Ride th...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:48:00 PST |
bumperstickers part2 |
Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole!Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes...Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready.Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRSDon't Honk - I'm Pedali...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:51:00 PST |
bumper stickers part3 |
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!This car is not abandoned!I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOUDon't laugh, your daughter could be in here.Sex is li...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:53:00 PST |
anti-pick up lines |
Try these next time a greasy geezer makes the moves on you:Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, ...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:42:00 PST |
redneck condoms |
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms i...
Posted by Liss*WyldKatZ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:41:00 PST |
