`Mrs. Rhoades - ProfilesArchive

About Me

- I DON'T ADD BANDS, STRANGERS, OR OLD GUYS.
((OR NAKED WOMEN.))
IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME, AND YOU'RE FROM DeviantART,
MESSAGE ME YOUR DA NAME.
OTHERWISE, I'LL IGNORE YOU.

All my photos, and all I do, can be found here:

...my cats are cuter than you.
TWINK -

MIMZY-
FIONA-

SWEENEY TODD DESKTOP :D

My Interests

My kids.
My husband.
Photography.
Movies.
Johnny Depp.
Reading.
Diane Lane.
Music.
Video Games.
((Jak and Daxter (all). Ratchet & Clank (all). Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick. Tak 2. Mario Sunshine. Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddlers Green. Tekken (all). Mortal Kombat.))
Jack Vettriano

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp and Stephen King.
Is that too much to ask?

Music:

Mostly rock.
80's.
90's pop stuff (from the rollerskating days).
movie soundtracks.

Movies:

The Goonies.
Fright Night.
Tim.
Unfaithful.
Cry-Baby.
V for Vendetta.
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others
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Land of the Dead.
Nightmare on Elm St. (all, pretty much).
Friday the 13th.
Welcome to the Dollhouse.
Dirty Dancing.
Footloose.
Secret Window.
Willy Wonka.
The Peanut Butter Solution.
Lisa.
Basic Instinct.
Sliver.
Terminator 2.
Total Recall.
Pirates of the Caribbean (1 & 2).
Aeon Flux.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Land of the Dead.
Night of the Living Dead (1992 version).
The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking.
The Neverending Story.
Labyrinth.
Muppet Treasure Island.
Foxfire.
Hackers.
Gia.
Girl, Interrupted.
The Shining.
Rose Red.
Dark Harbor.
Harry Potter (all, but 3 is my fave).
A Simple Plan.
Gone in 60 Seconds.
The Stand.
Leprechaun.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (cartoon).
Ruldolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. (cartoon)
A Christmas Story.
Back to the Future. (all)
Lord of the Rings. (all)
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
Rosemary's Baby.
Edward Scissorhands.
Secret Window.
Romancing the Stone.
tons more...

Television:

I don't watch tv.
but, Ghosthunters when it's on.

Books:

Bag of Bones.
Summer of Night.
I am Legend.
When Darkness Loves Us.
(Stephen King, Dan Simmons, Richard Matheson, J.K. Rowling)

Heroes:

My mum.

My Blog

For Boredoms Sake...

got this in a bulletin...and didn't want to post it as a bulletin.so, whatever. 1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?-This isn't a question for a married person, who's over 15 :...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST

where your prints are.

Ok.*All* the prints have been ordered.They're coming from shutterfly.com and from my deviantArt prints store.If you still havn't given me your address, please do so soon.Comment here if you havn't hea...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST

...you...are...a...

lolnevermind.
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST

website 2.

fuck that phpWebsite...I couldn't get it to do what I wanted.new.done.simple.go see for yourself.www.jessicarhoades.net...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:35:00 PST

ok bitches.

which one of you stole my pedastal??My mom admitted to having it...but she's lost it...I don't remember ever using it, however, I guess I'm supposed to be sitting on one...so come on...give it up.I'm ...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:44:00 PST

for one person in particular:

I'm not 5...or 7 years old anymore.did you know that?good.So, you remember when......I was little?oh, good for fucking you.uhm...point being?what?that I grew up?(and you don't agree with what I do?)th...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST

fuck me. I'm an Aries.

ARIESMarch 21-April 20Ruling Planet: MARSThe bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than th...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:53:00 PST

actually, I think you're a fucking retard. how's that?

hhhmmmkay.I don't usually rant.However, this time...I'm gonna.You don't hafta read it you know."Nice photo, but your model - yack... she has so big and fat abdomen...yack..." It's been so long since...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:50:00 PST

oh, nevermind. dirty parking lot stories.

right......so on our way back from K-Mart last nite (k-mart sucks balls. I like wal-mart) ...(oh, if you read my deviantArt journal you'd know about my reason for going to K-Mart in the first place).....
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:03:00 PST

don't be a dick. or a bitch.

right.so.ok...here goes.as a rule, I don't randomly comment people in my friends list whatever-thing...If you comment me, I'll comment back (sometimes a bit late...)if you message m...
Posted by `Mrs. Rhoades on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:00:00 PST