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Gary The Retard

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I like ladies who send me naked pictures and I put them in my porn movies and on the Howard Stern show. If anyone wants to be my agent or hire me to do shows then email me.

My Interests

Picking my nose, also I am in love with Wendy the Retard but she was kissing High Pitch Erik when she was drunk in Las Vegas.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet very sexy ladies and ladies who want to make porn movies with me. I'm lonely and need people to chat with too. I also want to meet the Hamburglar and that big purple guy.

Music:

Hoobastank, Gin Blossoms, Counting Crows, AC/DC, Raffe, Christian Soft Rock

Movies:

Bridges of Madison County, Private Parts and any other R rated movies. I watch them on my VD player

Television:

The Howard Stern Show, Dora the Explorer, Mr. Rogers, Oprah

Books:

I don't know how to read I'm retarded hahahahaha

Heroes:

The Short Bus Driver, Howard Stern