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SHELBY (yes, like the car)

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About Me


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HONORARY MEMBER OF THE A.S.E!!! Love my Lowell boy's!
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"In Brief, I find that I've never channeled my energy long enough to send it in any one direction. I'm all but completely devoid of a sense of values: psychologically unable to base my actions on any firm beliefs, because i find that I have no firm beliefs. I seem to be unable to act consistently or effectively, because I have no values on which to base my decisions. As I look back, I find that I've been taught to believe in nothing. I have no god and find it impossible to believe in man. On every side of me, I see thousands engaged in the worship of money, security, prestige symbols, and even snakes. I'm beggining to see what Kerouac means when he says, "I want God to show me his face": it is not the statement, but what the statement implies: "I want to believe in something."From The Proud Highway by Hunter S. Thompson
THIS MAKES ME CRY LAUGHING EVERYTIME I SEE IT!
THE DIRTIEST 30 EVA!
ABOARD THE GAYTANIC!!!!!
AQUARIUMNESS!!!!
BANANA HAMMOCKS FOR EVERYONE......EWWWW!
WADDAYA MEAN WE'VE BEEN SHUT OFF!!!
A DAY OF ASSHOLES AT THE AQUARIUM!
A NIGHT OF GAYTASTROPHY!!!
LENNY JUST OOZES COOL...WELL, I THINK IT WAS COOL. WHAT EVER IT WAS...HE GOT SOME ON ME!!!!!
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My Interests

MY CHILDREN, my job, reading, music, Patriots games, Redsox games, ROCKIN MY FACE OFF REGULARLY!!http://shelbysousa1.voice123.com/

PITBULLS ARE THE BEST DOGS. R.I.P ZOE...WE MISS YOU.

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ADEMA - "GIVING IN"

Your MYSPACE SHELBY comes complete with diamond encrusted action switch blade along with pink lipstick carrying case. A bottle of 100 proof whisky, a Prada bag and stylish pink cigarette case complete with anti-depresent pez dispenser. batteries, strobe light spiked heels and glittery hot pants not included.
(disclaimer: arms and legs do not really move on their own)
Retail $14.99
Yours for only $3.99 and some wet wipes!

JASON STATHAM MAKES ME MOIST!!!!!!!

A TRUE PARTNER WILL..... - Leave her sweet texts to wake up to - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - Do anything to make her smile - Always make her laugh - TAKE PICTURES WITH HER!!! - When your friends walk by say this is my girl - If shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - NEVER cheat on her - Kiss her on the forehead - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Don?t say I love you unless you mean it. - Be silly with her - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her. - Wait as long as it takes until she can be yours =) - But most importantly, BE HER BEST FRIEND!

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Music:

BEST VIDEO EVER! Slipknot Vermillion Pt 2

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Tori amos, Nonpoint, Tool, Massive Atteack, The Deftones, The Ramones, The Dresden Dolls!! Kanye West, Faith No More, Smashing Pumpkins (siemese dream and gish mostly) Chris Cornell (solo CD), John Legend, Common, Radiohead, Reggie and the Full Effect, My Chem.....So many others I couldn't write them all.

Movies:

Donnie Darko,Reservoir Dogs, The Rocky Horror Picture show, Drop Dead Fred, Dogma, Hedwig and The Angry Inch (thanks Lou), The Cell, Magnolia, any movie with Jason Statham in it!

Television:

Rescue me..Love Dennis Leary. Cops, cartoons, Thats so Raven, The sweet life of Zack and Cody, The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy and any kind of documentary on murder, Ghosts, serial killers or religon. AB FAB!!!

Books:

Authors: Dan Brown, Steven king, Robert M. Persig, James Redfield and others..

Heroes:

Everyone does something heroic at one time or another.

My Blog

HELLO....HEADFUCKER? IT’S ME SHELBY.

Workin through it. Workin through it. I am stronger than my memories. It was brought to my attention this week that for all the time and effort I devote to analizing, it get's me absolutely nowhere. ...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:22:00 PST

I AM A DIRTY PERVERT! YUP....THAT’S ME!

Apparently I am what experts call "a sleep groper". This I did not know. When I asked my boyfriend why he was so tired this morning his reply was "you were feeling me up all night in your sleep. You d...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:32:00 PST

Someday Ill walk away and say, You fucking disappoint me!

Metaphor for a missing momentPull me into your perfect circleOne wombOne shape One resolveLiberate this willTo release us allGotta cut away, clear awaySnip away and sever thisUmbilical residue that'sK...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:12:00 PST

I GOT A GUN IN MY TRUCK!

So....... Last week I did something I said I'd never do. I went to a country concert. Yup. What was my experiance you ask? It was as much fun as getting a papsmear with a prickly pineapple! There were...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:12:00 PST

JESUS CHRIST.....I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!

I am so friggin proud of my kid! Heath is doing amazing in school. He cares about his grades and has found pride in his school work. Not only am I proud of him but, more important, HE'S proud of himse...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:50:00 PST

He’s not a doctor, he just plays one on tv.

I've decided that it is nearly impossible to get a straight answer from ANY doctor! After visiting 2 emergency rooms in 2 days, I now hate them all! Let's rewind to last Saturday. Falling on my butt =...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:50:00 PST

SHOCKING NEW’S...............

I CAN BE AN ASSHOLE. Yup, it's true. Hard to believe I know but, at times, I can let my emotions get the best of me. We all do but, I can readily admit it, be aware and recognize it, and try to keep i...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:35:00 PST

WHO SAY’S YOU CAN’T FIND TRUE HAPPINESS!!!

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST VACATION EVER!!!!!!!!! We have had sooooo much fun! The 3 day's at the lake were awesome!!! Justins parents, sister and her 2 kids and Leon and his family came up to the lake an...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:48:00 PST

THIS IS WHAT I DO, I SIT ON YOU!

VA-FUCKIN-CATION!!!! Next week!!! We booked a house in Laconia on the lake with it's own private beach for 3 days THEN it's off to Six Flags!!! I'm already in vacation mode! I'm totally unfocused and ...
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:49:00 PST

What do you mean you cant swim?

So, it looks like I'm getting some new ink to cover up the disaster on the back of my neck. Here's what I'm getting but, in vertical stone tablets.   Warding off some bad spirits you could say....
Posted by SHELBY (yes, like the car) on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:33:00 PST