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God

Would you stop it!

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

I think about destruction when I wake up, go to sleep, and it's what I dream about in between. Other than that I am pretty down to earth.

My Interests

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travel; NPR; free stuff; vocabulary; horoscopes; crosswords; insomnia; the art of haiku; camping/hiking; tennis; comedy; weirdos; art (in all forms)

I'd like to meet:

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I'd like to meet people with a good sense of humor. Also, people who share my interests in old films and architecture. I'm not too picky about looks or attractiveness, though it would be nice to talk to some normal lookin' cats.

Music:

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Movies:

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Bottle Rocket (really anything by Wes Anderson); L.A. Story; Donnie Darko; The Hidden Fortress; The Treasure of Sierra Madre; Home Alone; The Day the Earth Stood Still;

Television:

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The Wire; Dexter; Flight of the Conchords; Jeopardy; The Office (American & British); Extras; And while we're being honest - Project Runway & ANTM

Books:

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The Glass House; Infinite Jest; A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Heroes:

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King Kong; Bill Watterson; Chris Ware; John Wayne

My Blog

Since everything interests them, nothing can disappoint...

In pursuit of knowledge, epic womanizers turn away from conventional feminine beauty, of which they wuickly tire, and inevitably end up as curiosity collectors. THey are aware of this and a little ash...
Posted by God on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:37:00 PST

Us.

tons of hipsters milling about preening knowing about sidestepping the system in the gentlest way laughing into our soup spittle dripping all over our freshly starched mod-clothing
Posted by God on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:37:00 PST

ode to my flounder:

You are a garden of fishand I take you seriouslytype songs to youwhile you're talking to mesecond prioritynow first
Posted by God on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST

...and others

I am swinging from a lamppost, dodging the embarrassing puns that fell from my father's smug sweating lips.  I remember faking dry heaves, swirling in crazy circles, and listening for any me...
Posted by God on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:24:00 PST

you're fat

eat it. (special thanks to vickie and tom)
Posted by God on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:56:00 PST

case study 3.2

"I remember" A_____ drooled "mushroom caps." Frankly he didn't, but he really really wanted to stay married this time. If not for the rest of his life, then perhaps until he was able to safely reali...
Posted by God on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:19:00 PST

Hollywoodn't

The other day I found myself just outside Hollywood, and wondering how to involve myself in the magical world of stardom.  The solution resided somewhere in my hotel bathroom.  By cutting ou...
Posted by God on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:13:00 PST

rjd2

She ran the spit through her teeth creating a foamy paste in distaste of the dancing fools surrounding the floor. Strange woman tucking the tag into the back of her shirt, man handing over a half-full...
Posted by God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whore.

why does it seem that your troubles melt away when you are able to climb onto the roof of your house? it's like when you go back into your room the weight of your problems becomes the roof and all th...
Posted by God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST