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About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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My Interests

smokin green, metal shows, rap music, boots and fucking people up, dancin my ass off, bein bad azz like boosie hehe

I'd like to meet:

Let me put it like this, you're a fucking cocksucker and I don't want to meet YOU. I'd be down with meeting someone who's not a fucking cuntrag.

Music:

Three 6 Mafia, Kanye, Snoop Dogg, Deadstar Assembly, Soundgarden, Audioslave, STP, Mike Jones, Rage Against the Machine, Biggie, Cradle of Filth, Acid Bath, Deadsy, Fall of Troy, HEAVYHEAVYLOWLOW, Manson, Murderdolls, a lot of locals bands out in Martinsburg, or whatever the fuck I feel like listening to.******Snoop Dogg******

Movies:

The Exorcist, !!!OFFICE SPACE!!!, Grandma's Boy, Dazed and Confused, A Clockwork Orange, Pirates of the Carribean, Cecil B. Demented, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (new and old), Party Monster, Halloween 1 and 3, SAW 1 and 2, SLC Punk, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Half Baked, Smokey and the Bandit, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil Wears Prada, Hostel, gorey shit and funny shit, whatever else...

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Bad Girls Club, Entourage, Wife Swap, Six Feet Under, The Girls Next Door, Tease, and more...

Books:

The 10 Greatest Works of Philosophy, Island, **WILD CHILD**, The Da Vinci Code, Pride and Prejudice, Crime and Punishment, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Wuthering Heights (one of my favorites), Grendel, Jane Eyre, shit by Jennifer Crusie, shit by Laurell K. Hamilton, shit by Janet Evanovich, basically anything i can get my hands on that piques my intrest.

Heroes:

Em there's not too many of them left around here, except yo momma.

My Blog

from the bowels of the earth...

today was long as fuck. i'm so tired of meeting generic BOYS. why are there no men out there? people with personality? it's like trying to extract a fucking organ from someone while they're still awak...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

so fuckin into this song

i'll reiterate how boys are dumb. but they make us happy, so we get over it. i'm finally 21. so not super exciting. ha. nah but it's chill. me and renee just got back from chucktown on monday, i defin...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

blah blah.

well enough is enough. forward focus fo sheezy, i gots to get another job and get fuckin done wit school so i can get the FUCK outta here. but thank fuck for weed. um p.s. i must review how boys are ...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

hahahahaa

i fucking quit. this is the first weekend i've had to myself to do nothnig but chill in like 3 months. rock the fuck out.
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST

elaboration and a day of pondering on the last blog...

so, let's go through the last blog and weed some shit out.   1.) well, everything's a little better. today was kind of shitty, but mostly just boring. my overwhelming emotional staus didn't help ...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

meh...

i love you, you punk ass bitch. you still piss me the fuck off, but i love the hell out of you.
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

. fuck . you . rant .

so let me say dis... fuck you nigga. i ain't got time to play no more. i'm tired of goin back an forth wit you. honestly, feelins have little to do wit it now, i'm really done wit da bullshit. i ...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

. late . nite . mind . fuck .

i'm out of my head right now thinkin shit i shouldn't be thinkin. i'm exhausted. the worst night ever and the worst day ever one right after the other. got over it. sleep is mandatory now, thank the g...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:58:00 PST

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss

i finally got my computer hooked up in my room and i'm gonna get cable in my room tomorrow, now i got that peace and privacy i been beggin for! startin work and school on tuesday...paul mitchell is ca...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

Chucktown Barbies - You KNOW if you're from Charleston lol

~ Charleston Barbies ~ Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Charleston, SC market:" SOUTH OF BROAD BARBIE "This princess Barbie is sold only at Berlin's. She ...
Posted by -|death|rattle|- on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST