Jess

*~*REVISED*~* 5/07
* I am always looking for my next magical adventure
*I change tires and climb trees and belch with the best of them and I don’t want to be labeled
*music is my passion so to say and theatre makes it even better,
*My favorite things in the world are white hot chocolates from Starbucks and a q-tip after a shower
*I enjoy cloths but I am not obsessive at all
* I sleep on my stomach
*I enjoy people who are random
*I enjoy it when someone breaths in my ear and I am putty your hands if you tickle my arm and back and write me secret messages in the previous mentioned area's
* I have hazel eyes
*I know that I have a handful of true friendships that will last a life time
*I am an good speech writer and I wanted to do it as a profession at one point
*I also at one point wanted to be either- A cartoon drawer for Disney, A lawyer, psychiatrist, do voice-overs, and to pitch ideas for commercials
*I settled on musical theatre and trying to write music
*I can’t wait to live in New York City. I keep a picture of my dream apartment
*Bea Arthur makes me laugh for some reason and someday I will write a show called “Bea and Me” staring me and Bea Arthur
*I don’t need anyone to give me anything accept their time and just lay with me for long periods of time
*drag queens scare me but I don’t hate them
*I am terrified of clowns and Willy Wonka
*and spiders
* I even have a mosquito net over my bed(red) cause I heard yearly we eat 8 spiders in our sleep but I don’t because I have the net now
*The swing set scene in 13 going on 30 is the pinnacle of all my romantic fantasies
*My version of speaking in German is yelling in English
*My new year’s resolution was to write something truly beautiful
*I truly believe I know who I am, That came from a lot searching and a lot of pain sometimes but I wouldn’t trade anything to be anything else.
*I want to always grow.
* I have an obsession with coffee mugs that are crazy but I don’t like coffee mugs that have writing on them but solid color or patterns
*preferably in a rounded shape
*the last time I got high I almost died it was freaky and trippy
* I enjoy drinking socially
*I am addicted to Myspace
*My favorite show is Heroes
* I hate phony people and I think you always have to be true to yourself no matter what
*I don’t think others should dance around other peoples opinions, I encourage people to disagree with me, this is how we figure out points of view and learn from each other
* I pretend to play the guitar but I am not good at all
*palm trees make me happy and so does the beach in general
*I think cartoon monkeys and turtles are adorable but in real life they are fugly
* I like, nay love, puppies- the wrinklier the better!!!
* I don’t believe that a baby can be so ugly it is cute... I have seen ugly babies… and what am I suppose to think... if that baby was just a lil uglier it would be cute? Too bad it just didn’t make the cut?
* I think that the new pope looks like Hannibal lector
* I enjoy an occasional Harry Potter
* I think movies are way too expensive
* I am an advocate for the popped collar
* my favorite colors are lime green, bright yellow, and periwinkle
* but not together
* I believe that purple is the new pink
*I want to go to Spain someday and Mexican hat dance
*I am a hopeless romantic except for the fact that I have hope and I am not a crazy bastard
*I hate it when I stub my toe
*I prefer diet Pepsi because it tastes better
*and I don’t like coke that much
*root beer floats make me happy and so does dancing in the rain
*Thunder calms me, though I understand it’s a reaction of polarities is still think it’s magical
*I am the master of random text messages
*I enjoy ties
*writing in pen although my writing is more legible in pencil
* green pens make me happy
* you make me happy
* so does being tan and bonfires
*lime
*Josh Groban
*the word scrumtrulecent
*I am allergic to almost all things out side even trees but I put up with it, I sneeze occasionally
*I am allergic to cats but not as much anymore
* I have a dream to have a pet angry cat who hates me and the world and me call it kitty fantastico
*and I want it to have one eye
*and to be old
* and to try and kill me
*and me just laugh and say oh kitty fantastico
*I want a dog and I want to call it Senor Greggers
*I played French horn again and I am currently trying to salvage my what I can
*I do a killer impression of a dying baby Bronasorous
*I love funky hair
*I love the beach bum look and also the posh look
*I like unique underwear
*I usually do not wear underwear
*I love to cuddle and spoon and all that goes with it
*I love the sound of the one you care about laughing especially when you are responsible for it
* I have almost died several times
*I love when you know that someone truly values the essence of your soul
*I hate random sex, blowjobs, and hand jobs
*I think that musical theatre in a tool to benefit society not a way to stroke a performer’s ego
*I couldn’t give a crap if someone is talented. So what- you can sing good- big yip- being talented gives you the power to change things for the better and the responsibility to do so. As doctors hold peoples bodies in they’re hands ands artist hold society’s morals. It is a mirror to show what human nature is and what is can be and what is should be and often times what it should not be. To say “This is what it means to be human in all its painful glory”
*I know what it is like to have ones heart so broken time stops and all you can do is hurt
*I imagine about how romantic it would be if two people were to get into a snow fight at night in a yard with Christmas lights all around, randomly, and one tackles the other to the ground and then you kiss and just stair into each others eyes with the lights all around and you never realize you are laying in the snow because everything is so magical and the snow is falling lightly
*I love Pina coladas
*I have a growing fascination with strawberry wine
*Bud Select is my beer
*Pots all right once in a blue moon but nothing to depend upon for a good time
*I feel most expressive when I am writing at my piano
*I love talking to different people
*I love babies but not toddlers - don’t get me started on elementary schoolers
*When I am stressed I have a habit of pulling out my eyelashes in certain spots but I don’t bite my nails
*fav guy cent: Abercrombie fierce. Fav Girl Cent: love spell (I WEAR NEITHER)
*Please never think that I hate you because I don’t hate anyone, I prolly actually think you hate me (and if you do hate me STOP BEING JELOUS)
*I want at least two kids someday (I Understand that it could turn out to be more of less)
*I like to ask questions such as "who checks the pope's prostate for cancer- and does he was his hands afterwards, and does the pope wear his pope hate during the procedure?" not because it offends but because there are actually answers
*I enjoy honey mustard and everything about it
*We need to save our planet and stop electing douche bags
*I like Giving unisex names to the gender it is least associated with
*Black and white and sepia pictures
*Things that aren’t expensive but look like they are
* I decided to go to Baldwin-Wallace on the advice of a complete stranger in a bar, his name was Ted, 40 and very nice, I never saw him again…
* I am a horrible speller
*I love singing random songs to my friends and making up random songs
*Candles that smell awesome
*The fact that I used the word awesome like it was an actual smell rather then an adjective
*I like bright colors that don’t match
*I love the rain and thunderstorms and having nothing to do on a day when it is doing so except to dance in it
Deep natural water such as lakes scare me cause I think that something is under me and I panic
*I enjoy putting glasses on inanimate objects such as my piggy bank and then naming it (senor quiggles)
*I do not like bologna
*I am not a morning person but since I am usually overly energetic I just seem normal in the morning
*I like that Vicky describes me as an interesting, slightly quirky, friend who has wisdom about him
*I long to connect and express though art. They say Life can beat down and crush the soul. Art is there to remind us we have one
*I am not fond of the birthday song but I tolerate it
*Brown is such a wonderful yet underestimated color
*I hate Berea Ohio, but I am taking a miles from nowhere, guess Ill take my time point of view (thank you Cat Stevens)
*I enjoy unique shot glasses
*I love old paintings
*Sitting in a park at night on a bench with people you care about
*Bonfires are my favorite
*In a relationship I don’t desire rolls or formalities. All I want is a best friend to walk through life with.
*Acoustic guitar and piano music makes my soul happy
*There is something to be said about alternative power ballads
*Some times people give me much more credit then I should get
*I like creamy peanut butter
*Peanut butter and banana sandwiches are always a delight
*I enjoy deep conversations about the workings of the universe
*When I am trying to find an answer I often argue a point, not because I think it is right but because if you can beat it then I KNOW your right. Not a lot of people get that about me. Probably my most misunderstood quality.
*I really enjoy Project Run Way
* I Have many theories about love if you ever care to hear them, and they are good
*I’m still trying to figure out what my religion will be
*I believe in microevolution
*Butterflies scare me and when they land on me I absolutely freak out
*I wonder what bunnies need such good eye sight for? Why do they eat all those carrots? Are they up to something?
*If I had a super power and it was invisibility, the first thing I would do would be pick my dog up and carry her around the house so it would look like she was flying
*The smell of an old theatre's back stage
*I like chewing on rubber key chains
*Stuff that is influenced by the Middle East
*I love orange chicken from panda express
*I love Oreo blizzards form dairy queen
*I love sleeping
*I love lying in my bed at night in the dark alone and think and daydream about how awesome life is
*Sometimes I really want to have someone to hold at night
*I love having an older brother who thinks of me as one of his buds
*I enjoy talking to parents
*My fly is always ALWAYS down, don’t ask me to put it up cause it will mystically be down again next time you see me, it is a force of nature, it can't be stopped, so stop trying to change me
*I like it when I make my friend Corey says "I LIKE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS"
*I am 5'11" and I like to be the slightly taller one in a relationship
*They say every relationship needs to have one thing a day that they do separately that rejuvenates them and mine happens to be spooning which cant be done alone. But it is funny no matter how angry I am at someone I can always cuddle (sometimes I just prefer they don’t talk)
*I truly love randomly going to parks at night and swinging on the swing set and sit on the jungle gym and think and talk about life with friends or someone you care about
*I hate it when people try to impress me. Or when people brag about how good or cool they are. It is the humble ones who are really better then everyone one but no one ever knows.
*I like talking in Spanish
*I am the master of flirting but when it is someone I care about I really am not smooth at all
*A conversation can be held if someone only listens and ask questions and someone only answers and is interesting but a GOOD convo has a mix of listening and the communication of funny enjoyable sometimes sad life experiences from BOTH parties.
*I hate smelly roommates
*There are a handful of people who truly make me happy and probably will never know it
*As much as life can absolutely suck at the end of the day, I think about everything and I still have a happiness inside me that maybe I don’t let out, but its there and I don’t know where it comes from but I cant help but think that for better or worse every thing will turn out right even if I am homeless and hungry.
If you read this whole thing, you know more about me than you probably do about most people- There is still more if you care to ask