Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I Y I O U S E ... red carpet shit...----------------------------------------------------- -------- HEY YO!! .................................. A whack emcee is something I could never be....... That's like growing dreadlocks while you taking chemotherapy....... Theoretically pen and paper is the recipe.......... Alphabetically I'm coming after you like the letter V.......... If you ever step to me, the worst is yet to come.......... You'll never get the best of me.......... Call it like a referee.......... Call it destiny, check the melody.......... Break the law of gravity.......... And lyrically catch a felony.......... I make it harder for the next emcee that's my specialty.......... Rappers better be tryin ta rap ahead of me.......... I'm a hard act to follow I could prove it medically.......... I'm sick in the head I could move a crowd with mental telepathy... Expect nothing less of me, top pedigree.......... Rap assassin, blastin'with syllable weaponry.......... Shoot the sheriff then the deputy.......... Don't be testin' me.......... Whoever think they fat can get the Dig Gregory! ....................................(BINARY STAR) Str8up b1toicheos!!

My Interests

Playing Records -Getting Mashed ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- I'm not here to entertain you... I'm here to meet my friend the Russian... The Irish, the German, the Colombian...I don't care how bad I fuck up... I care about how fucked up I get... I'm not your clown... I'm your dealer...And I'm holding three bindles of bullshit... And you're buyin' them 'cause you are addicted... To the pure and totally uncut...I'm not here to amuse you... I'm here to abuse my body... I'm here because old habits die hard...And seriously, what else am I supposed to do?... This isn't my job, my hobby, my habit... It's sad, but THIS IS MY LIFE...

I'd like to meet:

Music:

The Streets, UK Grime, Old AFI, The Vandals, Kid 606, Big Ang, The Wide Boys, The Artful Dodger, Craig David (only the UKG rmxs), Mj Cole, The Dreem Teem, Femme Fatale, Dj Fresh, Pendulum, C.L.S.M., Brisk, Robbie Long, Devestate, Luna C, Dillinja, Squarepusher, The Smiths, They Might Be Giants, The Postal Service, The Greatful Dead, The Dead Milkmen, Guttermouth, Wall Of VooDoo, Blink 182, The Toasters, The Aquabats, Hepcat, Binary Star, Nas, Souls of Mischief, Del, Jurassic 5, Maroon5 (ok, just their two hits), The Smiths, The Killers... Theres more, lots more, but do you really need to lknow right now? Are you even still reading the list at this point ?!

Movies:

All the Kevin Smith flicks (how cliche huh?!), Groundhog Day, Up In Smoke, Rain Man, Clockwork Orange, Jackie Chan movies (there all the same, and I love em all the same), Space Balls, Just about every Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson flick, Fred and Perry Go Large, Da Ali G Movie, Hero

Television:

The Simpsons, Sienfeld, Futurama, Aqua Teen, Conan O'Brien, Ali G

Books:

Hyperspace, Blowback, Electric kool-aid acid test, On the Road, In search of Schrodingers Cat, The Ten things you can't say in America, The Partys Over, Roughing It

Heroes:

---- Larry David-------Dr. Michio Kaku

My Blog

16 lines about how im COOL and your WHACK!

Life and Times of Edward HammellHump so much they call me Camel!When I rhyme I tend to rambleWhen its time you tend to scrambleAll my fans they wave like oceanAll you dissappear like potionServe my fl...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

Hot Sweaty Rave Song written at 7am monday morning

To push the gas you need a carTo tap that ass you need some moneyBut lust for cash, you wont go farBut talk some trash, and call her honeyNow, this is war, now you just do itNow shes sore, we got into...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:17:00 PST

SPAZMATIC CRAZY ILL JUNKIE FLOW!

Spazmatic crazy ILL JUNKIE!Talks like THIS...I'm a drug addict, a junkie, a spazmatic, way funky, whatever you call it?!I'm dug deep in a bad habit, a lab monkey, behaviour erratic, not tryin to stall...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

Saturday night date song!!

Yo, You struggle to get byMe, I smuggle to get highIifes a game, and yea I tryAll the same, Ya, I won't lieWell, you say I dont try hardYa, I may pay cash not cardSell you K, but hate the shardNah, Im...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST

Freak out West... 2007

I aint slim, but I am shadyCatch me scammin on your lady9 months later had a babyI'm the father ? Ok... maybeDidn't show up at the testDodgin debts, I am the bestThats just how we do out westGo and li...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

Drug Drug Dead

maybe I domaybe I don'tmaybe I willMaybe I won'tKick off my shoesJump off my boatTrick off some billsGo by a coatHe was on topBut now he's deadHe coulden't stopWhats in his headBut in the end Its all ...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:31:00 PST

My poem... (Written in the future)

Hector Hector! Signal vector, its out of line, were out of timeKick the throttle, hit the bottle, dilly dottle, like the modelNo more gas, the plane will crash, losing speed and falling fast!!Out at l...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:13:00 PST

Stay away from my house!

She walked in, stared at meStormed past, slammed the doorI asked him, whats with herLeaving fast, had the tourTheir new place, nice it isExtra room, second floorShes so mad, how is that?What could be ...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:55:00 PST

Perception, SATURDAY!!

all yall.. GO
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

Get Money You Bitch!

Get Money... Get Money Get MoneyGet Money... Get Money Get MoneyHey honey, I'm a dummyTalk fast and act funnyI got a fat tummyand I do it like a bunnyI eat turkey baloney and I wear gold choniestrolle...
Posted by Dj Mouse ( IYIOUSE ) on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:38:00 PST