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LilMavenMissy

Show me who you are, open your heart and I will be your greatest opus.

About Me

I live by the golden rule... "What is hateful to yourself, do not do to your fellow man. That is the whole Torah; the rest is just commentary. Go and study it."I have three kids: two girls, one boy. They are the loves of my life. I blog about them all them time.

My friends are like family and I love to treat them as such.

I love to laugh and share my crazy, sarcastic and weird sense of humor. I can be a little left of center but that never means I will accept disrepect.

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Temptation is sweet... Balance is key. Be mindful of your Yetzer HaRah & Yetzer Tov
Your Love Quote
To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. What Love Quote Suits You?
What Is Your Inner Desire?

Love
Your inner desire is love. You are a romantic person and really just want that special someone to spend the rest of your life with. You are a very caring and compassionate person, and if you keep it up, you will one day find the love of your life.
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet interesting people or at least people who think they are interesting. People who are kind. People who have a great sense of humor.

You can capture my heart with subjects like religious beliefs or lack of, evolutionary science, poetry, kids, politics pertaining to women's health, kids health and mental health in general.. more specifically, Judaism, Kabbalah, abnormal psychology, serial killers, sex crimes and yummy new recipes!
I'm also very fond of just talking about some very random straight up crap... you know, absolutely nothing. And yes, I even like to just enjoy silence and scenery too.
Wanna talk completely using song lyics or movie quotes? KEWL!!!

I LOVE 'your mama' jokes. I love using random and thinly disguised fake accents!!

I like people who can teach me something. :)
Pssst..... this means I'm NOT looking to hook up.

You are
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Music:

I like all kinds of music from classical to Korn... from Kanye West to Cream... from Wayne Newton to Juice Newton... Hell, I even like showtunes. :)

Movies:

I like all kinds of Movies... Action, drama, comedy, horror and I love thrillers especially. Some of my favorites are: Jackie Brown, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Boogie Nights, In and Out, A Fish Called Wanda,Big Daddy, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Mommy Dearest, Scary Movie, Rosemary's Baby, American Beauty,Mr Holland's Opus, Hide and Seek, What Dreams May Come, Freddy Got Fingered,Girl Interrupted...

Television:

I don't watch much television but I do like to watch CSI, SVU and House.

Books:

I love to read. I like satire... mostly because I'm a smartass and sometimes you just have to say something totally asinine to get someone to STFU and listen. That's why The Modest Proposal is one of my favorite pieces. I also love Dr Suess. Just goes to show someone can talk ridiculously and still have great advice... like in Oh The Places You Can Go. I also loved The Red Tent, Dante's Inferno, On A Pale Horse, Insomnia, among others.. The Awakening is my favorite story ever. Sometimes doing what one believes in IS the best thing... because doing what someone else wants leads to my second favorite story, The Yellow Wallpaper. I am also a huge fan of poetry. Among my favorites are Blake, Thoreau, Shakespeare, Tennyson, Donne, Byron, Poe, Frost, Smith, Pope and many more...

Heroes:

MY HEROES Jim Henson and Dr Suess are my 'celebrity' heroes. Theodore Wilusz, Dave Peterson, Gary L Martin and Dorothy are my real life heroes. All are awesome people who have touched the lives of people, including me, in ways unrealized by them. Their unassuming ways rippling through so many lives.

**And Captain, My Captain... My continuing Virgil. My journey through the circles of Hell have been a diviner part of my unfinished comedy having you as my guide. Many thanks my unnamed hero!**

* I also admire single and divorced parents who parent with a higher standard.

* People who have the courage to live out loud when everything around them seems utterly hopeless.

My Blog

Well Duh... or Becareful What You Pray for...

Jewish Thought for the Day Invite my friendsLogged in as Resources Invite your friends About Us Chabad.org Chabad on Campus Chabad of New Paltz Todays Thought Stake your Claim The perso...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:11:00 PST

Who’s Yer Mama? .. Or A Guide to Dating a Single Mom..

Recently the topic of dating was brought up in one of my favorite MySpace groups... It was an article on the dating do's and don't. Kinda like the 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' advice, except it incl...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:05:00 PST

Mean Mom Syndrome ~ The Essay Question

The essay is a highly underrated form of torture...er.. I mean discipline. I find it works well with my oldest daughter. :) Recently, she has had to write me an essay about calling her sister a name i...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:59:00 PST

Mean Mom Syndrome ~ I’ll Get You Now My Pretty!!

I have found the ULTIMATE inspirational/punishment system for my youngest two kids! Pokemon! For 3.99 a pack, I can rule their universe! WOO HOO! My son says 'yes Mom, no Mom' and does his 'chores'.....
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:58:00 PST

Teddyisms ~ On Law and Order

I was reminded of the important matters in the life of a five year old boy. In fact, I've been reminded for a day and a half now. Patience is key, after all, how many of my friends have listened ...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:06:00 PST

Teddyisms.... 5 Yr Old Moral Logic. ;)

So as we all are sick of hearing, I've been painting my daughters' room, LOL. His sister has been keeping an eye on him while I'm attempting to get this done. I was listening to my playlist to help ke...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:24:00 PST

A Dickens of a Dream... or A Chanukkah Carole?!

I dreamt the craziest thing... ok the dream itself wasn't crazy, I get it, but the images.. WOW.. it was like it was out of a Christmas Carole.   Much of the dream was dark images in blue and wh...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:51:00 PST

Willful Heartbreak... Sign me up again!!!

So I just got my heart handed to me ... ok so it was more like having it poured back into my hands. That's what it felt like watching my daughter leave with her stuff the other day. It wasn't exactly...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:01:00 PST

And They Called it Puppy Love.... or Not.

It's 8:30pm.  The street lights are coming on... little boys are supposed to come home now. Of course their mother must now go remind them. ;) What's this she hears?  Holy crap an arguement....
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 10:57:00 PST

Paging Dr House... This is my world.

Some things have been on my mind and after reading a blog by a friend I think have the courage to finally finish this one. I've started it enough times only to delete it or save it away for later. I ...
Posted by LilMavenMissy on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:24:00 PST