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About Me

Umm, Let's see. I am Emperor. I'm Jewish. I'm only on here because of peer pressure. I'm a man who has only ever loved one woman, and never killed anyone who didn't deserve it. I've ridden a Tortoise into the sunset and a horse into the deep sea.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ummm... No one really. I know everyone I'd like to know, and have met everyone I would like to meet. No, I'm good. Now what I want to know is how many people want to meet me. I mean, I'm Emperor of Carthage, all you biznuches and foushankes would die to meet me, right?
Seriously though... I'd like to meet (Dead list) Judas Iscariot, Hannibal Barca, Judah Maccabee, William Wallace, Saladin, and Nietzsche.
Living list: Joe Camel, Sean Connery, Basya Shechter, Al Franken, my inner child.*

(*note: I have recently contacted my inner child. My inner child, as I expected kicks ass. Although I did not plan on my inner child being a girl, and brazilian. Meh, that's alright though, because as I said, she kicks ass.)Anyway, contact info; Yahoo: [email protected] Aol IM: yitzhakofeir MSN: [email protected] and the notorious Facebook: Yitzchak Ben-Yishai
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My Blog

Review of Daniel Quinns "The Story of B"

There are many people that know I collect books. I oft go to bookstores, mostly holes-in-the-wall type bookstores or resale bookstores, to find rare books or old books. And occasionally to find books ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:05:00 GMT

Three poems tonight

Jesus, my sweet child christ:O' Struggler born into a Nova RomaDestined for the travails of wanderingEver desiring peace through the swordMaking a new humanity from bloody woodPeace you cry to the fal...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:57:00 GMT

A Plea to Milqart and Bab-ilu

A Plea to Milqart:And I call out with frost bitten handsDeath, o' Death! Mother and father of eternitySacred sight from an unloved forgotten dietyGive to me your sickly sweet gift called loveA gift I ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Begecca, an open letter.

This has yet to be completed. But here's a bit for now. I'll post the rest later. Also, why is this public? I've no clue.Once, years ago. (Or well, years ago by the time anyone reads this.) There was ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:22:00 GMT

Attraction, the ass of existence... And other musings

So, I sit here, in a strange mood of strange moods. My life is going reasonably well, I'm not behind on anything, I've no shortage of money (but I am by no means wealthy, yet.), I've a nice social bui...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:40:00 GMT

Asporkismus: The Sfoon is Dead!

Asporkism: der Sfoon ist TötBelow is the first Asporkist writings. It relates the origins of the belief. It is narrated by Yitzchak Hakofeir, and it occured around Lunch Time.I sometimes feel like the...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:36:00 GMT

Yitz returns from the Dead and is quickly defeated by snow

So, I went travelling through Texas. First I went West and saw the same old mountains and plains I've seen before too many times. But I still loved it as much a...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:38:00 GMT

To Betray

I wrote this last year. It's based on a true event in my life, in fact, the biggest mistake I ever made. Although it didn't happen exactly this way, and these words were never spoken. But this all did...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:06:00 GMT

Why I've been absent...

Yes, I know, it's been ages since I've posted a blog. Blame my turtle, Apesh "Destroyer of Worlds" Hakofeir. The wee bastard keeps me busy. If I'm not at school, then I have to be here, feeding him, t...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:33:00 GMT

Shir Lahava, Halelu-Milqart

What is this love A trap disguised as freedom Lust having delusions of grandeur And all the while, I follow along stupid and unrepentent Slavish and doglike lapping up the sweet taste of n...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:56:00 GMT