Destroying property, licking my balls, pooping on the floor, biting people's ankles, karma sutra with stuffed and live animals, chasing birds, and annoying my owner.
I want to meet someone with fur. If you don't have fur, oh well. I want to make friends so I can escape from my mean owner. If you are Tricia Takanawa, go away.. I'm not on your menu, and never will be. Go eat a dog.
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GARFIELD, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Homeward Bound, The Aristocrats, Pet Semetary, and any movie with the word PUSSY in it. Told you I was a pervert.
Now that we have digital cable, I'm subjected to all kinds of crap. Mostly Monday Night Raw, Friday Night Smackdown, dumb shows about video games, CSI, and Criminal Minds. Why can't I watch Animal Planet? I don't have opposable thumbs to change the channel with, dammit.
I can't read, I'm a cat, dammit.
Garfield, Heathcliff, Morris The Cat, Sylvester