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Captain Alex One

www.clambake420.com

About Me

I am Alex 1. How nice of you to read this. Well, here's all the pertinent information... I'm in a punk band called Clambake, I'm in a hip-hop band called "Cooler Than Smack", I'm in a hip-hop band called "Bum-Town All*Stars", I have produced a bunch of tracks for "Dead Zone". I play guitar, bass, keyboards (not so well) and turntables (not that well). All I do is record music and watch such great movies as "Independence Day" starring Will Smith. I go to college and eat too much fast food.Aside from that, I actively engage in heavy chilling with all my buddies. In fact, there are no shout outs because I WILL forget a bunch of people and it would take up like an entire page...I skate sometime though now I'm often very lazy.Check out http://www.myspace.com/skinflickrecords
it's the movement!

My Interests

Skateboarding, Music, Reading, Blazing

I'd like to meet:

My Maker

Music:

NOFX, Atmosphere, Frenzal Rhomb, Cage, Gwar, Clambake, Bum-Town All Stars, Cooler Than Smack, BORF, Mr. Fernandes, Bad religion, Anti-Flag, Pennywise, Strung Out, White Kaps, Boston, Twiztid, 30 Foot Fall, 10 Foot Pole, Pulley, Dancehall Crashers, Buju Banton, MC Chris, Commodores, Lagwagon, Jughead's Revenge, Guttermouth, Rush, Bigwig, In The Flesh, The Queers, Screeching Weasel, A.F.I. (indicating old-school AFI), Green Day, Offspring, Allman Brothers Band, Lynard Skynard, Madvillain, Madlib, Jaylib, J Dilla, Operation Ivy, Mustard Plug, All, The Descendents, Circle Jerks, Wu-Tang Clan, Goldfinger, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Bim Skala Bim, the Skatalites, Tag You're It, Hidden By Authority, Skankin Pickle, the Visionaries, 2Mex, KRS-1, Non Phixion, Ill Bill, Cypress Hill, Ice Cube, NWA, Gangstarr, Ghetto Boyz, Queen, Less Than Jake, The Ataris, Millencolin, No Use For A Name, Against All Authority, Jane's Addiction, Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Reel Big Fish, Mos Def, Lord Raul, Lightheaded, Jurassic 5, Get Up Kids, Gym Class Heroes, Run DMC, Esham, Pharcyde, BDP, Biz Markie, Bad Manners, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Agent Orange, The Adolescents, 7 Seconds, Suicide Machines, Death By Stereo, F-Minus, Rise Against, Ozomatli, Naked Aggression, Atom & His Package, Anal Cunt, Blood For Blood, Deathklok, Black Sabbath, Dragonforce, MxPx, Children of Bodom, Metallica, Slayer, Chixdiggit, Tiltwheel, Tilt, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Strike Anywhere, Everlast, Everclear, Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, ONYX, Danger Doom, GROVER, VMF, Orange Range, Cheap Trick, Ozzy, the Vandals, Gas Huffer, Beatnuts, Vacant Andys, Further Seems Forever, Face to Face, Green Jelly, No Doubt, 311, Naughty by Nature, Incubus, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rufio, Gang Green, Hep Cat, Rancid, Tiger Army, Pot Shot, Alkaline Trio, RA The Rugged Man, Apathy, Pepper, Jawbreaker, The Cootees, Ghoti Hook, The Hippos, Powerman 5000, Reveille, Faith No More, Deftones, a couple KoRn albums, DJ Shadow, Beastie Boys, Rehab, Misfits, the Parasites, AnthraxDirtbike Annie, Lunachicks, Teen Idols, Dynamite Boy, Diesel Boy, Kid Dynamite, Ugly Kid Joe, MC 900 Foot Jesus, Social Distortion, Sick of It All, Agnostic Front, The Ramones, Mobb Deep, Dead Zone, Bob Marley, Soul Sonic Force, Public Enemy, Gorillas, De La Soul, Yngwie Malmsteen, Rahzel, and the Toasters, just to name a few

Movies:

Star Wars episode 1-6, Lord of the Rings, KILLDOZER!, The Life Aquatic, Anything with Mel Brooks titties or John Cleese, ANIME, Brokeback Mountain (Not the cowboy movie, Chuck Norris's home movie feat. a pile of dead ninjas)and i dont know, anything that consumes my mind for a few hours and makes me feel good afterwards (EPISODE 3)

Television:

[adult swim], RAW, ECW, TNA, MST3K, Walker Texas Ranger

Books:

Sword of Truth is the shit, it's by Terry Goodkind. It's some nerdy sorta fantasy shit, but if you havent read it, you are seriously missing out. There's like 8 books in the series so far, and they're all primo.

Heroes:

My hero is Lord Raul. Well, maybe not...

My Blog

Blunt Guts? Oh. The Trash Is Filled

Random Poo Farticles for dat ass...Without much to say and an urge to say itConformity's a game I aint gonna play it...Lady's Man: Probably one of the best songs to come out this millenium... No Joke....
Posted by Captain Alex One on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

All We Are Is Dust In The Wind... Kansas Told Me So...

So... here's how the world breaks down right now...It still sucks cuz everywhere you go there's people still hungry, even if they just ate. Food and gas prices are much too high for junkies... How are...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:21:00 PST

Obscure Rantings of a Shroom face...

Goodness gracious! I think they just kicked in. Well, it should be interesting to see where this is going, im sure. First and foremost I'd like to say hello to all thos who I have not said waddup to i...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:55:00 PST

I need advice niqqas

I come to you, my faithful blog readers seeking help.... Now check this shit out... How do you stop being pissed off? Here's the deal... Im pissed off for no reason and everything is really make me mo...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

Weird...

For any of you that know me, you know i'm chill. Im like the calm that meets the storm and is all "Hey... you should relax, but you dont have to"... Long story short im like a walking anger management...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:04:00 PST

Brief Relief

I feel mad sick, but check this shtik Last night I took 2 ny-quill tablets and I went on a crazy inner-trip. I was watching subUrbia and I felt so insignifficant and small... Or maybe that movie was l...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

Verbal Diahrea

I got pains in my stomach, it's tumultuous at bestI got verbal diahrea, so put the rumors to restI go tumors in the chest from the stress I've compoundedI rock 3 broken ribs from laughing hard at the ...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST

Here We Go Again

Let's face it. I have a pretty succesful career in making other people's business mine... Im on some Justice League Shit... Fighting oppression and evil at every opportunity... Todays injustice comes ...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

Check it

I know everyone else got bigger problems than me. People die, people get sick... Tragedy strikes in numerous forms. And on the real, I know how well I actually have it... That said... I've been living...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:15:00 PST

Un-Funny, Down-trodden, self-loathing, wuss bag blog

so if you want the funny, hit up else where, cus this wont be entertaining to anyone (unless you hate me or something)   Falsified life embraced, encased just in caseThe face of this defaced plac...
Posted by Captain Alex One on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:10:00 PST