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CLEVER MONIKER

THIS IS A REGRET I HAVE COME TO ACCEPT

About Me

so sad how you think you know me

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

anyone who loves me, hates me, liked me,or is undecided

Music:

green day , pearl jam, orgy, prodigy, soundgarden, bush , jack johnson, gwen stefani, T.I., ludacris, stone temple pilots, marilyn manson,dolly parton, tracy bonham, kelis,apocolyptica,metallica, alice in chains,DJ greyboy, the chemical brothers, cee-lo, oasis, n*sync, gravity kills, mary j. blige, blackstreet, queens of the stone age, wax, everclear, coal chamber, blank&jones...many many more

Movies:

fargo,kung-fu hustle, indiana jones trilogy, friday,outside providence, castaway, brothers grimm, pinnochio -but only the part where he gets kidnapped and turned into a donkey,bastard out of carolina, dangerous liaisons, mary reilly, the count of monte cristo, hamlet, scarface, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, spirited away, alice in wonderland, sleeping beauty, gladiator, se7en, all about schmidt, quest for the holy grail, life of brian, grass,fantastic planet(the savage planet), the incredibles, dawn of the dead, hostel , patch adams, the skeleton key, imitation of life, splendor in the grass, the island, a summer place, aeon flux, mystery science theater, gone with the wind, three amigos, rat race, the shining, big trouble in little china, 007 movies but MUST contain sean connery, coal miner's daughter, man in the moon with reese witherspoon not the one about andy kauffman, ghostbusters, memoirs of a geisha, any monty python, weed, the ringer,grandma's boy, lotr, gremlins, the shawshank redemption, the godfather trilogy, chaka zulu, the color purple, tron, silence of the lambs, looking for mr. goodbar, jurassic park, pulp fiction, from dusk til dawn, k-pax, joy luck club, pirates of the carribean, the usual suspects, the exorcist, saving private ryan, resevoir dogs, clockwork orange, dogma, trainspotting, american history x, fight club, fried green tomatoes, wizard of oz, all about eve, mommy dearest, whatever happened to baby jane,the fantastic voyage, amadeus, napolean dynomite, beetlejuice, fantasia, evil dead,requiem for a dream, labrynth, the dark crystal , legend, office space, tombstone, original christmas carol,madea's family reunion, shaun of the dead, ....

Television:

south park,flavor of love, upright citizen's brigade, roseanne,buzzkill, 120 minutes, headbangers ball, married with children, empty nest, night court, taxi, flip wilson, lets make a deal, judge judy, montel williams, nancy grace, maury povich, old school jerry springer, greta van sustren, haunted history, shark week, in the womb, fraggle rock, maya the bee, grimm's fairy tales that used to come on nickelodeon...late eighties early nineties kids know what i am talking about, the adventures of sebastian and belle...i loved that damn dog, eurekas castle, captain planet, teenage mutant ninja turtles, C.O.P.S the cartoon not the reality show, beetlejuice cartoon, zoobally zoo, 321 contact, ghostwriter, reading rainbow, mr wizard, kids court, darkwing duck, rocko's modern life...i loved heifer, ren and stimpy...my mom despised it, doug, daria, comicview, comedy central's vault, in living color, antiques roadshow, lonesome dove, my so called life, the x files, golden girl's, the state, liquid television family guy, the simpsons , law and order(any show), new detectives, american justice, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, dirty jobs, unwrapped, iron chef, intervention, a haunting, cops, unsolved mysteries, fox news, fairly odd parents, jimmy neutron, ALL of adult swim, america's next top model, i love the (insert decade here), biography, surface, hell's kitchen, chappelle's show,dead like me,mad tv, seinfeld, the oblongs, melrose place, dark shadows, soap, quantum leap, are you being served, keeping up appearances, 'allo 'allo, good times, the many loves of dobie gillis, and more to come

Books:

adam's navel , all of stephen king, dean koontz,arthur golden, michael crichton, thomas harris,anne rice or any of her pseudonyms, jhonen vasquez .....anything medical, political,social, mystery, sci-fi,comical, satirical, historical, supernatural, introspective...the bible, koran, torah and other religious materials

Heroes:

my parents....'nuff said

My Blog

big wigs and those without

our head honcho is in the office today.....jim tuman...he is cool, he looks kind of like howdy doody but no hair.....he had lung cancer so he has no hair....anyway, he and MY big boss steve diblasi ar...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:03:00 PST

no glove , no love

i see so many problems in the world , country, in  this very town.... that could have been solved with a simple use of a condom.......let me tell ya, i have been in more than a few hot and heavy ...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST

at the carwash

i washed my car yesterday......like for real....i got down and dirty with it......i am so sore this morning but it feels good......refreshing even....thats all i really have to say so ima go drive it ...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:45:00 PST

**::magic ::**....ooooooo aaaaaahhhh

the most inspiring and fulfilling thing happened today.....tiffany's husband and their kids came to visit her today at work.....michaela is a new 5 and eli is 2 and madison is almost one.....adorable....
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

i was a victim

when i got home yesterday , i was making a tomato sandwich...mmmmmmm, with homegrown tomatos the size of soccer balls......anyway  so i was slathering  my  mayo- nezzzzz on the bread&nb...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

SHITS AND GIGGLES

1. Name every store in which you bought something from that you are wearing right now.OLD NAVY, LANE BRYANT, AVON 2. When was the last time you went to Wal-Mart?MONTHS AGO 3. What was the last thing y...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:44:00 PST

I LOVE YOU BOY, GIVE SOME KNUCK

HANS  BROUGHT  HIS CHILD INTO WORK YESTERDAY.....VERY CUTE CHILD....HIS WIFE WAS HOLDING HIM AND  HANS  WAS STANDING  MILITARY STYLE  BESIDE HER....THE CHILD WAS  RE...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE

WE ALL WENT TO  LAS MAGUARITAS FOR LUNCH TODAY....SOOOOOOOO  GOOD...BUT  AND THIS IS A BIIIIG BUT... SEE, WHENEVER I GO OUT TO EAT  I GET WATER TO DRINK....REGARDLESS OF WHERE I AM...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST

WHERE I BELONG

..> You Belong in Barcelona When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out ...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

how melissa got her groove back

with all of this ridiculously ginormous coughing i have found that i can control  my own  personal peristalsis... for those of you who dont know , peristalsis is the rythmic  involuntar...
Posted by FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:51:00 PST