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About Me

Background By MyPimpSpace.comWhat do you write about here? I now have a "new" friend requirement; if you want to be my friend, as in YOU making contact with me, you must message me on here. (Thanks to my very English buddy for the help in curbing the popularity contest.) What does a perfect stanger want to know about another one? Questions of the universe eh? I am into all kinds of things so I guess you'll just have to drop me a message if you want to know "ABOUT ME" feel free to ask away all. Venom11706 is my aol imer...this aids the asking process if you wish to ask me questions. Does that sound condesending? (My God, I'm asking myself questions...what have I been reduced to?)Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0
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My Interests

I love to have fun...you're a sick sad person if you don't. I do enjoy going to the clubs/bars/sights/sounds/bodies of water here in Germany and I have been know to drink to excess quite often. I read. I'm so incredibly into movies and the whole Hollywood thing it's not funny. My goal is to be someone in that town someday but, first things first. (Currently more focused on journalism.) Although, it just occured it me it would be the shit to be like Danny Divito's character in L.A. Confidential and write sensationalized sleaze stories (alliteration by accident.) about hollywood who's who. I used to workout alot...which I am required to maintain a certain level of fitness. Not that I really do so. I run alot and am trying to quit smoking. (That's hard as hell.) I have to stay thin now thanks to the tattoo on my stomach. I guess if you really wanted to know I'm kinda skinny. 150lbs of love machine. Granted that isn't a big love machine. That's more like the economy model.Oh and...kind of important to me.I've also been trying to figure out another mystery of the universe...not women. Even worse! iTunes!
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Brad Pitt- I'm not gay but he rocks my world.
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Paul the Great

Walter "The Wild Man"

Muscles

Troll

The Vikking

Barny

The OC's Finest!

Nikki G!

Sarah the fair

Crazy "K"

Homeslice

Miss Vikki

Manuel Virgin

Paddy McMagner (AKA Dave)

Number Two

D-Rock

Short Shit

Mmm...Pie...

Salzburg Baby!

Mother

Crystal...

The Heinous

The Sinner

Whoa Nick

Ghetto Name

C-had

Kristen

Day Day

Special "K"

Adam is for lovers

The entire possie
Quick way to nowhere....

Music:

Anything that's not "gang-star" rap or country really. I'm partial to punk or "alternative." Though I have been known to munch on some emo as of late. What the hell does alternative mean anyway? As of late; Fort Minor has been rocking my sox. (Thanks Wally.)
You're the Blue Album! You are original and can't be beat. A lot of people
like you because you are fun but have your
serious moments. You are deep and personal.
You're also full of surprises and have a
colorful personality.

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Movies:

Naturally, Anything with Brad Pitt. I don't have to time to list every movie I love. Fight Club is probably my most frequetly watched. I enjoy Kevin Smith emensely. Wow, this could go so many directions for me it not funny. My favorite movies to watch are Zombie movies; I think they are sooo damn funny. If Zombies ever take over the world I will be surviving. Big Fish was excellent and thought provoking. I am recently discovering the joys of 80's movies. amazon.com is a lifesaver. Oh, and after seeing "Krieg auf dem Welten" (WAR OF THE WORLDS) I recomend having a contengency plan for alien invasion as well.(Paul and I worked this out.) If you want to see just a regular ass good ass movie I recomend "A River Runs Through It."

Television:

I haven't seen anything new recently...living in Germany isn't helping my television viewing. Though cartoon network is still the same on satillite. I really enjoy adult swim. Space Ghost coast to coast, Aqua teen hunger force, and sealab 2021 are awesome. Oh Chapelle's show ...That stuff is great...though I am told being white I only get half the humor in it all. Thank you Rasheed for pointing that out. Umm...since my Cubs are dismal excuses for baseball players...it's now football season so I look forward to the ride with Notre Dame. (When I say football I really only mean college football.) I know the whole sports thing doesn't fit my personality but it's how I was raised. On baseball and college football. My good ol' Dad... (Not saying my mom was bad either you smartasses.)

Books:

"A Prayer for Owen Meany" is one of the best books ever! "Angela's Ashes" and " 'Tis" are good too. John Irving novels are rocking my world. Ernest Hemingway is the literature GOD so anything by him is a must read. I just finished TRUE AT FIRST LIGHT. It was damn good. DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON...his best work ever! Basically, if it's good I'll read it...if it's shit; well then it's shit and I didn't write it so who the hell cares?
Your 1920's Name is:
Garfield Rayburn What's Your 1920's Name?

Heroes:

Ernest "Fucking" Hemingway Baby!

My Blog

Happy New Year- you bastards.

Friends, Here we are again- another New Year. For those of you who don't know, I've been in Iraq since the begining of September. It's lame on so many levels you can't even begin to under...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

An Oxymoron?

"Listless Ambition" Is that an oxymoron? I don't think you can use those two in the same sentence. Especially, when in conjunction with one another.
Posted by Ty on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

My decree

Often in life, we arrive at distasteful situations. I am at such a juncture in my life. This week can probably be chalked up in the worst category. Besides tasks at hand that I have ...
Posted by Ty on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:30:00 PST

Blogging

So I was reading my blogs... WTF? -Ty
Posted by Ty on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:18:00 PST

Masculinity

So I was looking at some of the finer points of myspace; you know, the shit I never look at. I noticed I had one of those "rate my face" pictures, which I did not know myspace had... Anyway, I l...
Posted by Ty on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

Quote of the fucking Month!! (At least)

So this is a real quote that happened this evening and it is grrreeeaaattt! Ty: "Dude, Roomie- I got a fucking great story..." Roomie: "Yea? What Happened?" Ty: "Mini-Pizzas kick fucking ass! E...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

Answers for the ages...

Why do they call it "myspace?" Granted- this is myspace but it isn't really mine if I am sharing it with you...and yourspace isn't really yours because you are sharing it with me...What the shit...
Posted by Ty on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:32:00 PST

Another broken heart

Well, someone dear to me broke my hear today. I am not going into details but lets just say it iwas a kick in the nuts. I am in such a mood right now. I am inbetween seething with fu...
Posted by Ty on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:35:00 PST

!kcuS nemoW

Seriously, Women suck! You all are a bunch of heart breakers. I'm looking for a good one and all I keep getting is shit on...I quit! YOU HEAR ME! I quit. From now o...
Posted by Ty on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:52:00 PST

Baldness

So like 2 people have told me in as many weeks that my hairline is slowly working its way back...so I did some photo examination and noticed that I have never really had hair right above my ...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:44:00 PST