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Kaira

A bloody banana is never good

About Me

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Hello my name is Kaira and I'm a comedy addict. I love standup, parodies, sketch comedy, whatever. Dane Cook is my hero, but I love Nick Swardson and Eddie Izzard as well. I'm a chronic people watcher, but how can I help it when there are so many horrible choices walking around? If you're an evil human being with loose morals and no qualms about hurting other people's feelings, by all means send me a shout out! I party like a rock star (ok ok, I don't...but i do say that a lot), I shuffle burgers for a living, and I go to Grand Valley State University sometimes...All in all, I'm a fucking riot, get it?

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My Interests

Comedy, fashion designing, acting, singing, dancing, people watching, complaining, eating, making out...etc.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with half a brain. Even a quarter of a brain. If you have your nose pierced or your collar popped, you need not apply. Unless I was friends with you prior to nose piercing/collar popping.
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Music:

I dig the classic mid nineties stuff, you know...Ace of Base, Hanson, Any and all boy bands, but mostly early to mid nineties R&B. As far as current favorites, I like Adair, Punchline, Panic! At The Disco, The Academy Is, The Audition, Gatsbys American Dream, Fall Out Boy, Plain White T's, Hawthorne Heights, Gym Class Heroes, OK Go, The Matches, Greeley Estates, Saosin, Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Hello Goodbye *STOCKTON*...etc.
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Movies:

Well, I like movies...period. I usually go for the teenybopper tear jerkers or the ridiculous comedies over any good action/sci-fi flick. I saw Take the Lead with Antonio Banderas twice in one week if that tells you anything.

Television:

Since I am limited to 4 TV channels, I watch a lot of the Tyra Banks show and Will and Grace. Elimidate and Blind Date are also a few late night favs. Once I get cable again, it'll be all Comedy Central though, god how I miss that channel.

Books:

I love reading, don't really have a favorite. I'll read just about anything.

Heroes:

See above

My Blog

SNL has gone down the crapper.

As i have stated before, I love comedy.  i used to be obsessed with SNL, as were my friends.  Most of what we talked about or quoted revolved around SNL.  Lately I have been pining for ...
Posted by Kaira on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

My Horrible Job...

We all know that i hate my job with a passion, but these past couple of days have been murder.  Last night it took forever to close because we were unnaturally busy, and when we were finally almo...
Posted by Kaira on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

A new band to ADORE

Attention everyone.  I went to another Matches show, but that's beside the point.  I have discovered a few new bands to watch for.  Schoolyard Heroes.  Love them.  The Classic...
Posted by Kaira on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:06:00 PST

No Wonder I'm a Cynic...

People always give me crap about my cynicism.  Especially when it comes to men.  They always tell me "I'm so happy in my relationship, I don't understand why you don't give guys a chance".&n...
Posted by Kaira on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:52:00 PST

Sick and Tired

I'm sick of indecision. I'm sick of men. I'm sick of bad luck. All my life has been recently is indecision, stupid men and bad luck. I guess the stupid men and bad luck go hand in hand. I am goin...
Posted by Kaira on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Men

I know, I know. Age old saying "Men. Can't live with em, can't live without em." But, I've lived without them for about 20 years now. Well, not completely without them. But definitely not with th...
Posted by Kaira on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hawthorne Heights...yeah yeah

I went to yet another show at the Intersection last night. Ultra Ego, The Black Maria, Number One Fan, Spitalfield and Hawthorne Heights. I love seeing so many bands for the price of a couple of mov...
Posted by Kaira on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An exerpt...

This is something I wrote a few months ago...well, part of something: Have you ever noticed how a song can define an entire aspect of your life? The soundtrack of my life would be so eclectic, th...
Posted by Kaira on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Living among the 14 year olds...

I like good music. I like seeing good music live even better. Unfortunately...the bands I like to see are also followed by a legion of preteens. I went to the Intersection last night to see Mes...
Posted by Kaira on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Skeezy Old Men

Karaoke is one of my favorite things. It feeds into my need for the spotlight. I currently go to a local college bar every Monday night to sing karaoke, mostly for their contest. While I don't ente...
Posted by Kaira on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST