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Alice

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About Me

I’m Alice. I am not a lady. I'm awkward. I'm flawed. I take pride in my freckles. I'm just smart enough to get by. I have a crazy, tragic, hypothetical imagination that sometimes hampers my life. And yet, I force myself to be "realistic" (something us closet pessimists don't like to actually admit as "pessimism"). I talk about my cats more than you'd like to hear about them. I drive like it's a theme park ride. I can't stop making art. I'm a zoology major. I like playing songs in the crazy sound effects on my keyboard. I'm me.

    My Interests

    3-D glasses, adventures, animals (especially cats), big annoying slippers, chai, coffee, cognitive psychology, creating, dinosaurs, ethology, hookahs, laughter, lucid dreaming, macintosh, music, mythology, neuroscience, optical illusions, orchids, orissi, outdoors, oversized jackets, post-apocalyptic scenarios, patterns in nature, piano, rhythm, surrealism, travel, zoology

    I'd like to meet:

    My match.
    and Dread Pirate Roberts

    Music:

    My recently played tracks:

    My top artists

    Movies:

    Amelie, Baraka, Cat Soup, Death to Smoochy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Fifth Element, Hot Fuzz, Jurassic Park, Kung Fu Hustle, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Office Space, Shaun of the Dead, Waking Life. Also, things involving Paul Rudd, Gary Oldman, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, and Edward Norton.

    Television:

    American Gladiator, Cosmos, CSI: Las Vegas, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Dirty Jobs, Family Guy, Firefly, Law & Order: SVU, Mythbusters, Ninja Warrior, Planet Earth and other David Attenborough documentaries

    Books:

    Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, Dave McKean's Cages, Found I and II, His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman, The Hitchhiker's Guide series by Douglas Adams, The Man Who Tasted Shapes by Oliver Sacks, Neil Gaiman in general, Phantoms in the Brain by V.S. Ramachandran, the Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, the Sandman series, Tank Girl, the Transmetropolitan series, V for Vendetta

    Heroes:

    Richard Belzer,Carl Sagan,Demetri Martin,Stephen Colbert,Dread Pirate Roberts.