About Me
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THIS IS THE COACH TRIP TO LONDON. MAD.
THIS IS PART OF A ZERO BUDGET MUSIC VIDEO I SHOT YEARS AGO FOR A BAND CALLED 'MONSTA.' UNFORTUNATELY I NEVER GOT TO FINISH IT BUT I THINK ITS WORTH SHOWCASING WHAT I SALVAGED FROM THE WHOLE FIASCO. THE MUSIC IS BY A BAND CALLED 'AWOL' AND IS COPYRIGHT TO TOM WALLAND.
THIS IS A VIDEO I SHOT AT HOME. STARRING JIM AS DOCTOR BEEBLEBUM AND FEATURING SENIOR GROUCH.
I love:
Plasitc dolls, plasitc flowers, luminous colours, spooky old houses, charity shops, jumble sales, puddles, horror, glamour, glitter, red lipstick, glittery nailpolish, dressing up, wigs, silly hats, animal rights, brightly coloured beads, weather beaten torn clothes, stripy things, black and white checks, whack attack, busy busy bumblebees, the night sky, pin up girls, pin up art, burlesque, vampire movies, b movies, frog wellies, ventriloquist dummies, clowns, porcelien dolls, bright colours, Halloween masks, gore, I have a love hate relationship with zombies and anything zombie related, old people, fake blood, bobble hats, film, 8mml cameras, polaroids, paper mache, making paper mache heads, fairies, fairytales, fairytale baddies, vintage clothes, film noir, 50’s memorablia, camp, kitch, trailor trash, bleach blonde hair, black roots, vegan Thai resteraunts, my vegan boots, Mexican food, tacos, aubejienes, count ducula, pretty little dresses, fake 50’s diners, milkshakes, ketchup bottles that are shaped like tomatoes, drive in movies, egg cups with faces on, ketamine, candle light, fairy lights, fire light, oscar wilde, those nights out that feel like three or four in one, sparklers on roof tops, sugar, icing, that little alien guy from toy story who always says ‘the claw’, making mix tapes, making people birthday cards, vodka, picnics, night picnics, grave stone rubbings, ghost stories, Tool, long hot baths, Trap Door, squeezing other peoples spots, steven fry, nature, I love all animals but particularly sloths, bubbles, snow, sledging down winter hill, magic mushrooms, boys in tight childrens t-shirts, snogging, Jim, snogging Jim, everything about Jim, raves in unusual places, hanging around with the naughty kids, fancy dress, cuddling, writing, keeping scrap books, using my imagination, listening to stories of how people got together, and how people broke up, romance, love stories, jeff buckley, retro cartoons, cooking, baking cakes, eating cakes, chocolate, talking dirty, acting dirty, being dirty, living in my lovely new flat, nostalgia, having my arms squeezed, all my wonderful friends and family, life.
friendship is more important to me than anything. my friends are the greatest people on earth and i love them all. you know who you are ;)
Things i don't like very much:
richard and judy, greed, meat, when someone leaves a wet towel on the bed!, pains in my feet, bannana flavoured things, marzipan, shirley bassey, when a band or movie director i used to love turns rubbish, when i really fancy some cereal and the milk has gone off, the nanny state, that society is more concerned about money than people, oppression, dishonesty, cruelty, baked beans, when you realise someone isn't really your friend, judemental people, biggotted people, insensitivity, that this site is owned by rupert murdock, babies, people who talk really quickly in high pitch voices and you can't understand them, macdonalds, the advertising industry, the meat industry, pretty much any kind of industry that makes mass produced cheap products at the expense of an under paid under privalaged work force, organised religion, hypocracy, people who refuse to try new things, people who moan all the time, girls who go on nights out just to cry and get attention, anyone who has ever said 'im not racist but...' guys who treat you or speak to you like your a piece of meat, so called 'feminists' that just hate men, cellulite, spiders, heights, small spaces, how it takes me ages to learn something new, and how i give up so easily, my temperment, when i talk to much and embarress myself, when i stick my nose in places its not wanted, when i mean well but end up making things worse.