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Silent Rob

Bill Cosby fucks babys!

About Me


There are 10 types of people in the world.
1) Those that understand binery code,
and,
2) Those that cant.
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Q) Why did the chicken cross the road?
A) He had an agenda!
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When people write these "About me" sections, It almost always seems like are forcing them selfs quickly express them selfs without any prior thought. The whole process seems rushed. They always end up saying the same thing too. "Hi i'm blah blah blah, and i want someone who likes me for me". Wasn't that a given from the start? You know, as opposed to saying "i want someone who likes me for my big breasts or money". I'm starting to think the people who say "want someone who likes for me" in their profiles just use it as a way to say they are shallow....just without saying it outright.
I like professional wrestling, most notably Total Nonstop Action (TNA) and Absolute Intense Wrestling (AIW). Sorry vince, but your product is stale. I still watch it, but i cant say I enjoy it.
Take the quiz:
Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?

Brian
Cheers, your brian, your a good friend to those around you and are quite witty and humorous, you do have a drinking problem, however that only adds to your cool character
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My Interests

Profesional Wrestling (even if it doesnt look too profesional)
Comedy Central
Cold Gatoraide after a long bike ride, and you have to change your shirt because its all sweaty, but then you put the new shirt on and your all dry now, so you drink the gatoraide and then it replenishes you, and you feel good for knowing it was good for your body since you noticed your loosing weight.

Yeah, Gatoraide is good.

I'd like to meet:

1 ) People in lakewood

2 ) AIW fans

3 ) George Bush (just so i can dangle my keys in front of him and watch him be amused. Then hope a CNN camera catches this all on their network, preferably live. Then go home and watch the daily show that day.

4 ) Most myspace people put "You." in this space, but somehow when I was proofreading my profile I saw that I wanted to meet "you". Me being the reader though "you" was actually me. In essance I wanted to meet myself. So I sent me a romantic message. It was addorable! Then when I waited for "you" (who again is me) to respond. Then I waited some more. This was taking forever. That bitch didnt respond. Then someone explained that there is no magic man in the monitor. I dont quite understand life. Moral of the story, dont start messaging this "you" charecter.

5 ) TNA Wrestlers/fans.

Music:

Old Mushroomhead
Garmonbozia
Mindless Self Indulgence
Tadpol
Unified Culture
The Alter Boys
Tubring
(216)
CoinMonster
old Green Day
The Booginz
The Beatles

Movies:

Anal Sluts 9

Television:

I would watch X-Play, but Time Warner Cable doesnt have the channel that shows it. Ah, Morgen Webb....
WWE Raw
The old ECW
and TNA Impact

Books:

Have A Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks
By: Mick Foley

Heroes:

Mick Foley (read his first auto biography and you'll understand)
And now something out of charecter, a survay!
[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 14 1/2 double wide
[Parents still together] Nope
[Siblings] 2 half sisters. If you add them together I have 1 whole sister......eeew, and a creepy second body! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
[Pets] Speed and Karmalee. My cats.
FAVORITES
[Color] Black with red decals
[Number] 4:20
[Animal] Lizards, although i'll probably never buy one.
[Drinks] Jack Danials baby!
[Soda] At the moment, root beer. It seems to be the most carborated at fast food restorants, because no one orders it!!!
[Book] Have a Nice Day! A tale of
[Flower] A girls (always wondered what a virgin felt like)
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Brown
[Twirl your hair?] i'm not a girl. I grasp my mustache like an evil villan while saying "Yesssss....."
[Have tattoos?] I want a yin-yang on my arm.
[Have Piercings?] I'm not goth or metrosexual.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] At all times
[Drink/Smoke?] Nope
[Like roller coasters?] Hells Fuckin No!!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Orlando Florida
[Want more piercings?] More?
[Like cleaning?] Refer to: Hells Fuckin No!!!
[Write in cursive or print?] Crayon!
[Own a web cam?] Yes, but never used it.
[Know how to drive?] Right into parked cars on lakeland ave right in front of my own house, then yes.
[Own a cell phone?] I own one, I own two, Yes! I now own 3 of them. Only use one of them.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] I do this little thing called eat sleep work. Thats my motto for what i'm doing if i'm offline is most likly.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Again, refer to: Hells Fuckin Yes!!!
[Considered a life of crime?] Not seriously
[Considered being a hooker?] Um.....if i found out i could get paid to have sex with nice women, the last questions answer is now Hells Fuckin Yes!!!
[Lied to someone?] i think we all have
[Been in love?] saddly yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] As of now, yeah actually.
[Been in lust?] 8th grade, and ever since for someone in some way.
[Used someone] Not really
[Been used?] Refer to last question
[Been cheated on?] Saddly yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Its fun!!!
[Stolen anything?] Little candys from the grocery store. Not as a kid, this was last week! Mmmmmm, Lolly-pop!
[Held a gun] I'm afraid of that day, cause they say you get a power rush from it. Last thing i need is a power trip with a loaded weapon. I'm accident prone. Screw that!
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Socks.
[Current mood] High
[Current taste] Nothing
[What you currently smell like] Vanilla incense (the cat took a dump)
[Current hair] Medium Length
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Does sleeping count?
[Current cd in stereo] I only use mp3s. I couldnt even tell you.
[Last book you read] Mick Foley Hardcore Diarys
[Last movie you saw] Aqua Teen Hunger Force. (Its number 1 in the hood, G!)
[Last thing you ate] burger king
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Mike, but I hate this question, because it will never ever ever stay up to date. I'm not going to update my myspace after every call. So what does it matter?
[Do drugs?] Nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Interestingly enough, I read a yahoo article that we recently discovered a planet in another solar system that has similar atmospheric conditions as earth. Never rule it out, ya know?.
Remember your first love?] Yeah.
[Still love him/her?] No.
[Read the newspaper?] if i see an interesting story on the cover
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] None that we know of. Some people stay in the closet though. And i actually suspect one. But i'll give them privacy until their ready to say it.
[Believe in miracles?] Not in the traditional sense.
[Do well in school?] Depends if i'm happy
[Wear hats] Oh hell yeah i do!
[Hate yourself?] Me hate me? Nooooo! Me love me! Me good!
[Have an obsession?] Not really
[Collect anything?] Money
[Have a best friend?] two of them. dont even know which one means more to me right now.
[Close friends?] other then those two no
[Like your handwriting?] Its like a 5 year olds. My hand writting can try to go to hell, but it'd fail because it's already there!
[Care about looks] I care about the ability to care about upkeep, but as far as actual apperance, not most of the time.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Stephanie Caldwell, 8th grade. Damn, still remember her too.
[First kiss] UUGGHH!!! Sadly with Kristen. If anyone remembers kristen, just think about that!!!*Shudders*
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I believe in lust at first sight. Love is something that comes from actually getting to know the person.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I believe in "the one" as in "the one that i will marry" not to be confused with "the one and only person in the whole world with its billions of people (thanks a lot china!) that only one person was meant for you. Humans would never feel love. It'd be too hard.
[Are you a tease?] If i am, i'd like to know to who.....
[Too shy to make the first move?] Sometimes. Other times i just prep myself.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yeah
[Bitch/Asshole] Never really called a bitch. I call myself an asshole, but in a good way.
[sarcastic] my humor borders the line between sarcastic, annoying and morbid
[Angel] I'm an athiest
[Devil] uh, no....im still an athiest.
[Shy] Very
[Talkative] Not so much until i get to know you.......which slows the process down.
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My Blog

Picture Comment Contest

    I just thought of this up. Post picture comments on them. Since it takes a while to get people to actually take notice of this news, i'm giving it a 3 month time period. The picture...
Posted by Silent Rob on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:25:00 PST

Simon and Schuster

Well, after the move to my dads house, he's been going through all my stuff. Apperently he found a book of mine from way back when. Now, keep in mind, my dads eyes arnt the best. He misread the title ...
Posted by Silent Rob on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are you?

I always LOVED this show as a kid, and now i'm putting this as a blog. Which Ninja Turtle Are You? You are Raphael...People call you a cynic. You prefer the term, "realist." You are tough as ...
Posted by Silent Rob on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:31:00 PST

AIM

I want everyone to look into your AIM list, go through each person on the list and see how you've evolved since you got the program. This works better for me since i really dont delete names but i do ...
Posted by Silent Rob on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:17:00 PST

Here a hair, there a hair, every where an ass hair!

!WARNING! This article contains explicit language and disgusting subject matter. All opinions contained within are not that of the "My Space" organization and should not be viewed with any sense of se...
Posted by Silent Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So big, so bold, so RAW!!!

For months, my girlfriend has been saying how she wants to go to see wresting "if it ever passes through cleveland". Ha ha ha ha ha, you'll have to excuse her lack of knowlage in the WWE booking proce...
Posted by Silent Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life on the dull edge.

Ok, so i tried to do the whole online journal thing about a year ago, right? And at that point in my life, i was the galaxys little bitch. The occurances of last year had me bending over and taking it...
Posted by Silent Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog? BLAH!

Ok, so i signed up for this thing last night, and low n behold....it has a blog. Since no one really reads mine, dont expect a lot of updates. I mean, if you build it they will come isnt exactly true ...
Posted by Silent Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST