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Sweet Blasphemy

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About Me


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||| 16%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||| 30%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
~Chelsea = stoned. Often.~
~I can be very shallow sometimes~
~The good thing about that is that I reeeeeally couldn't care less~
~I like boys. They amuse me.~
~Reading quite possibly could be my favorite thing ever. (GASP!)~
~I am a total hopeless romantic~
~Functioning without my Diet Pepsi just doesn't happen~
~I absolutely hate condiments. They trigger my gag reflex~
~Attention is my bread and butter~
~I am infamous~
~My social life isn't too extensive..but I don't mind~
~I'm into simplicity~
~Dwidget: (N.) Dwarf+Midget=Dwidget. Ex: My hands~
~I spend a lot of time drooling over REALLY expensive shoes(and purses)~
~Low maintenance is so my thing.~
~I can seduce damn near anyone~
~Newports are amazing~
~I like the smell of gasoline and skunks~
~Biting is my biggest fetish~
~I have a massive crush on Clark Gable~
~Fast food is the root of all evil~
~If I don't like you, I WILL tell you~
~Books about mortality make me sad~
~I will be no one's trophy~
~People's obsession with labels make me cry for my generation~
~I flirt with everyone~
~Sometimes I walk like a peglegged chihuahua on crack~
~I'm impertinent~
~Target is entirely underrated~
~I give great backrubs~
~Cheating, and those who cheat make me ill~
~I've never been to a club~
~When i'm important to someone, it gives me a happy~
~I am a free spirit~
~People have tiny brains that I like to play with~
~I know a lot of big words~
~The song "Caribou Lou" by Tech N9ne makes me horny...like I wanna bone~
~I enjoy playing dress up~
~Acting could be my life. I just need more practice~
~I am a cuddle whore~
~Taking walks down memory lane makes me smile~
~I'm a pagan~
~My family does not define who I am. I am me, and they don't influence who I become~
~I'm fat. Not as fat as my pics, but fat. My tummy is big. I'm still hot. Deal with it~
~Starbucks is god. End of story~
~I'm trusting almost to the point of gullability...and I never learn my lesson~
~Chances are you will learn to love me~
~I can turn anything into a sexual innuendo~
~Happy trails are called happy trails for a reason~
~I have jealousy issues~
~When people add me just cause i'm 'hot', it agitates me~
~I am a walking contradiction..but easy to understand~
~Sometimes I do "just" want to hug.~
~I'm impatient~
~Foamy and Happy bunny rock my casbah~
~I'm a grammar nazi from hell~
~Reeses Cups and Chinese food are orgasmic~
~If you don't like me...I don't care~
...I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows...I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes, Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies, you never know just how you look through other peoples' eyes...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to offer me their friendship.

The guy who made kitten cannon...its hysterical!!!(http://addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html)

People from my past...

So bloody adorable!!!

My Yim and AlM are the same, so hit me up there. : illus10narydream
Msn....message me for it, i'm lazy =p

There will be other lives. There will be other lives for nervous boys with sweaty palms, for bittersweet fumblings in the backseats of cars, for caps and gowns in royal blue and crimson, for mothers clasping pretty pearl necklaces around daughters' unlined necks, for your full name read aloud in an auditorium, for brand new suitcases transporting you to strange new people in strange new lands. And there will be other lives for unpaid debts, for one night stands, for Prague and for Paris, for painful shoes with pointy toes, for indecisions and revisions. And there will be other lives for fathers walking daughters down aisles. And there will be other lives for sweet babies with skin like milk. And there will be other lives for a man you don't recognize, for a face in a mirror that is no longer yours, for the funerals of intimates, for shrinking, for teeth that fall out, for hair on your chin, for forgetting everything. Everything. Oh, there are so many lives. How we wish we could live them concurrently instead of one by one by one. We could select the best pieces of each, stringing them together like a strand of pearls. But thats not how it works. A human's life is a beautiful mess.
~Elsewhere - Gabrielle Zevin~

Music:

My favorites are:
Alanis Morrisette
Alkaline Trio
Avenged Sevenfold
Billy Idol
Brand New
Cake
Christina Aguilera
Chevelle
Dashboard Confessional
Dope
Everclear
Fergie
Fountains of Wayne
Godsmack
Goo goo dolls
Green Day
Insane Clown Posse
Incubus
Jack off Jill
Kill Hannah
KMFDM
London After Midnight
Lords of acid
Ludacris
Maroon5
Mindless Self Indulgence
Nightwish
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
Papa Roach
Pink Floyd
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Staind
Sublime
Switchblade Symphony
Tech N9ne
Three Days Grace
Yellowcard

But i'll listen to nearly anything. And I love 90s alternative, as well as some of the modern stuff.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's
Cruel Intentions
Ever After
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Butterfly Effect
Gone With the Wind
Nightmare Before Christmas
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (that means the ORIGINAL)
Dead Poets Society
The Ring

Television:

Fresh Prince
Friends
Sex and the City
That 70's Show
Til' Death
Will & Grace
Yes, dear

Books:

Romance Novels...anything by Katie MacAlister
Historical fiction set in the elizabethan/victorian era
Philosophy
history textbooks...
the occasional self help book..
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

Myself, of course....aren't I sexy?

My Blog

Love love love.

Sooooooooo. Kinda sorta things are happening, and at the same time everything's staying the same. Erik and I are getting closer all the time. I need to get a job. So does he. I'm broke and scared, but...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

I miss my life

Everything is changed, nothing is as it was, yet at the same time its the same circle. Its like that "elsewhere" thing on my profile. How we wish we could take the best parts of each life and put them...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:28:00 PST

New life. Old life. Its all the same.

So now I live in Euclid. With my grandparents. They refuse to give me a house key because my grandmother seems to think i'm a slut and will bring random guys into the house. I work at the thrift store...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST

Murders dans la Rue Fleet....

On the night before St. Patrick's Day I had a guy over. His name happened to be Pat. He was such a gentleman, and totally complimentary and sweet. We talked, and cuddled and kissed a little, then we f...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

New....

I'm making a promise to myself. Things are getting better.  I'm going to make something of this. <3
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:36:00 PST

Craziness.

Wow. Its been a while. So not only am I 18 now, but I don't go to school and I live with Frannie. I finally had enough of my grandmother, and moved to Howard's house in Little Italy....then ...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

Thanks

Thank you SO much for proving that as a friend, you were absolutely worthless. It made things much easier.
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST

Fuck.

So basically, I have no privacy anymore. Anything I do becomes common knowledge within like 2 days. Everyone expects me to keep their secrets and be quiet and all that, and believe me, the second they...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

Princes familiar

My (kind of) wish list.   Princes Familiar - Alanis Morissette Please be philosophicalPlease be tapped into your femininityPlease be able to take the wheel from mePlease be crazy and curious&nbs...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:04:00 PST

My life. Glorious.

So i've been at Sara's for the last, oh, i don't know...week and a half. And we went to stop Michael's wedding to the nasty bitch. Suffice it to say it didn't work. He completely blew me off and told ...
Posted by Sweet Blasphemy on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:48:00 PST