Gino Montalvo

One sister for sale!
One sister for sale!
One crying and spying young sister for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old sister for sale,
This crying and spying young sister for sale?

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March 26,2007

How to have a perfect first date…A to Z

Always start early, its leaves plenty of time to enjoy your company the rest of the day
Burps happen, just roll with it.
Corpus Christi beaches have plenty to offer, only if you know where to look.
Don’t forget to bring your board, so you can shred it up and impress your lady friend.
Everyone has to go sometimes, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Flirting is absolutely acceptable throughout the entire first date.
Gino is a dork (just sayin)
Happiness cannot be searched for, it can only be found.
If a chance comes up to plan your next 5 dates, take it.
Just because it’s on the plate, doesn’t mean you have to eat it.
Krazy homeless guy downtown = 10 – 15 steps behind (minimum).
Look her in the eyes, they’ll tell you what she’s really thinking.
Mariah Carey is never acceptable on your ipod playlist
Nobody’s looking, so kiss her already.
Ordering for your lady will never go out of style
Points are meant to be spent!
Q (n/a)
Remember, “Jerks get the girls, gentleman keep the girls”
Surprises are always fun.
The only way to know is to ask.
U (n/a)
V (n/a)
Whispering sweet nothings are “awesome”
You will never know what’s going to happen next, so just roll with it.
Zoos are fun!

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March 23,2007

Well, spring is here and it's time to update my closet with the newest gear.Can anyone help me find these jeans?

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March 20,2007

What happened to all the gentlemen

You’re on a business trip. Your plane lands in Dallas. While you stand hunched beneath the overhead compartment, waiting for your fellow excursionists to putter down the aisle, you’re forced to eavesdrop on a guy who has flipped open his Razr. His “Candy Shop” ringtone began bleating two seconds after the tires of the plane scuffed the tarmac, and now he is describing with graphic, snorting zeal the woman he “banged” in Boston last night. He is loud, he is oblivious, and he is dressed with all the élan of an extra on Entourage. That evening, upon checking in to your hotel room, you discover that the dudes in the next suite are throwing a Super Bowl party. You have a breakfast meeting the next morning, and as you search the minibar in vain for a decent bottle of beer, you get the following ping from your colleague on your handheld: “yo dud wassup? OMFG yr n Tex! did U heare bout the Hailey Jol Ozmant sex tape?”

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March 19,2007

Three turtles, Gino, Gina, and Daniel, decide to go on a picnic. So Gina packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone's exhausted.

Daniel takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and says, 'Alright, Gino, gimme the bottle opener.'

'I didn't bring the bottle opener,' Gino says. 'I thought you packed it.' Daniel gets worried. He turns to Gina. 'Gina, do you have the bottle opener?'

Naturally, Gina doesn't have it, so the turtles are stuck ten miles away from home without soda. Daniel & Gina beg Gino to turn back home and retrieve it, but Gino flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.

After about two hours, the turtles manage to convince Gino to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves that they won't touch the food.

So, Gino sets off down the road, slow and steadily. Twenty days pass, but no Gino. Gina and Daniel are hungry and puzzled, but a promise is a promise.

Another day passes, and still no Gino, but a promise is a promise. After three more days pass without Gino in sight, Gina starts getting restless. 'I NEED FOOD!' she says with a hint of dementia in her voice.

'NO!' Daniel retorts. 'We promised.'

Five more days pass. Gina realizes that Gino probably skipped out to the diner down the road, so the two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich, and open their mouths to eat.

But then, right at that instant, Gino pops out from behind a rock, and says, 'Just for that, I'm not going!'

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March 18,2007

Dear Corpus Christi,

I want you to know that I have and will always love you; you have been there through the good times and the bad. You have a sparkle in your eye that I thought could never be replaced, until now. I’m tired of the jealousy, the hate, the insecurities, and the constant nagging that I will no longer tolerate. The truth of the matter is my eyes were opened over the weekend I believe in my heart that I have found someone else. I know I told you that this moment would never happen and I apologize. Things are going to be ok though, you’ll get through this. Be strong Corpus, good things are still to come for you.

I will always love you,

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March 17,2007

5 Things I learned last night

1.The combined age of the ladies working at the Dairy Queen in pleasanton is at least 300, so expect to wait awhile for your chicken finger basket

2.People in San Antonio are soooo nice..."HOW NICE ARE THEY!?" that when one guy slaps another guy, they become friends after wards and buy eachother drinks

3.I will and have paid a high cover to get into "ultra lounges" in vegas and san diego, but I will not pay $10 to get into a lounge that is next to a jack in the box!

4.I really don't think that was beef fajita nachos I ate last night, I think it might have been chorro with a hint of verga...

5.Flowers and breakfast in the morning is very first class

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March 16,2007

Excuse me Mam? Where's the Alamo's basement?"Silly, theres no basement in the Alamo!!!!!!!!!"

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March 14,2007

First dates are always fun, it's the second date that gets ya!

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March 11,2007(9:42am not 8:42 am)

Top 10 questions presented by ginoM

1. Who are you?

Gino Montalvo-24 years old-Male

2. Oh, what’s up with your page, it weird!

Not really a question, but here goes. This is my Forth revision of my page, and I thought it was time to take it to the next level, so after a couple of hours of figuring out some easier then I thought HTML and div layers, I was able to produce what you see before you. Your welcome.

3. Where’s that music coming from?

The bottom of the page, if you scroll down you can turn it off or change the song. I recommend checking a few tunes.

4. How’s the gas on that thing?

10-13 mpg

5. What do you do?

I’m a Systems Analyst for Driscoll Children’s Hospital. And I have a design company called “ginoM Design”

6. Am I single?

Soon to be engaged

7. Is that your girlfriend?

No , she’s my sister.

8. Oh, is that your girlfriend?

No, she’s my best friend

9. Is that your brother?

No, he’s my cousin.

10. Did those hurt?

Yes, especially the cupcakes.

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March 9,2007

For years, women have been telling men that are nothing more then horny little dogs. Well I hate to admit it, but they might be right...

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March 7,2007

Hey, you! Wheres my money? This is what happens man!This is what happens

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March 7,2007

10 Things I have learned this week

1.It's ok not to eat all the rice they give you at the chinese restaurant
2.Just becuase ice cream is free, doesn't mean you have to have seconds
3.Taking statistics is alot easier and alot more expensive the second time around
4.I'm no longer allowed in Ropers
5.If you have a party of 8, you might want to call and reserve a table to make sure you get your sushi promptly
6.Everyone in corpus is seperated by 2 degrees of seperation
7.A saying that has stood the test of time "You don't gotta lie to kick it!"
8.I have a man crush on Justin Timberlake
9.If theres naked photos of you somewhere, they will be published on the internet and ruin any chances of becoming the next "American Idol".
9.I didn't write the script, I just follow it.
10.A bottle of wine fixes any problem, its as good as robotusin

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March 6,2007

Today has been a great day,and to sum it up and show my appreciation to the big man upstairs, I wanna share this little prayer with yall.Goodnight everybody.And god bless all the quarterbacks out there,they are truly more then they know!

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March 5,2007

I know Christmas was a couple months ago, but if anyone wants to get me a late gift, theres this JT tour shirt that I've had my eye on for a while. You usually can only get them at the concerts,but after the jump I have a link for one on e-bay. P.s Remember i wear a "Marge". Thanks guys.

Justin Timberlake-Future Sex Love Sounds Tour Shirt ...

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March 4,2007

This shit is so funny, check out the guy with the lawn mower. "Ass Ass, Titties Titties!!"

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March 4,2007

Hello, John Beckwith and Jeremy Gray. Pleasure

Que bonita, Wow! Sush a beautiful wedding,look at the bride, bless her heart!

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March 4,2007

"Lifes too beautiful. I've litterally listened to this song over 100 times.Everyone needs to go listen to this track by clarrissa. Click the pic below to check it out. Listen and appreciate the words and one incredible voice...

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March 4,2007

more fun? or funner? This comment has been deleted by a ginoM moderator

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Go here its off you tube, dont worry its not porn, unless thats what your looking for, in that case click here...

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March 3,2007(Not the 4th)

Sigh.....Well I wish I could say that my stupdity ended on the 29th, when in fact it was the 1st, but not only did I forget about the 28 days,but I counted it and went ahead journaled the 1st when in fact it was the second. This probably doesn't make any sense, and its probably because I'm writing this from the future. Oh yeah, you don't know about my "myspace" skills. I know all about your comments and messages before you even write them. Yea.... so boo ya!

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March 1,2007

I would like formally apologize for my stupidty, little did I remember that there is only 28 days in the month of February,I guess no matter how long we go to school,its still all about the basics "STick to tha Basics!" Either way, the weekends here and I just fell down. Im not sure how that is important right now, but I am in pain. Either way again, have a good weekend and make sure to turn in tommorrow for another great life insight by ginoM

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Feb 29,2007

Just because the sign says its a private party, doesn't mean you can't put a tie on and stand in line for some free food.Oh and in case you haven't tried japanese beer before, I highly recommend "Harbon", it even comes gift wrapped for you.

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Feb 28,2007

6:40 am, "Why doesn't my monitor work, will you fix it,I can't do anything without it!Hurry, I need it now!!!" Well I guess I'm going in early.

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Feb 27,2007

It hurts a little little more, but its starting to get better

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Feb 26,2007
In case your wondering,grass just smells good.

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As long as Gino Montalvo can remember, his father has been self-employed. The 23-year-old recalls growing up in his father’s hair salons, learning the entrepreneur mindset and getting motivation from being in such an environment. Therefore, it was only natural for the Texas A&M University student to aspire to take a similar path of entrepreneurship.

As a full time marketing student, Montalvo already has a full plate. And though “school always comes first,” he spends the rest of his time between working full time at Driscoll Children’s Hospital as a microcomputer specialist and his own business venture ginoM Design.

Montalvo began working for Driscoll after receiving an associate’s degree in computer science from Del Mar College. His friends coveted his computer know-how, and Montalvo became the go-to guy when problems occurred. But he hit a bump in the road when he was asked for help with the development of a Web site

“At the time, I didn’t know much about Web design. So I tried to learn and when I had extra time on my hands I would try and apply the skills and taught myself,” he said.

Montalvo says he always had an interest for art and design. He soon began to realize an ability that he didn’t know he had and started doing design work on a part-time basis. Now offered as a full time service, ginoM Design offers an array of design services, including Web design, print, identity, logo, business cards, letterhead, flyers and “anything you can print.”

Juggling life and all his various jobs and responsibilities has almost come easy for Montalvo. He fully intends on remaining at Driscoll Children’s Hospital because it’s “where I want to be.” Montalvo will continue to pursue design and expects the business to grow bigger as long as he can control it.

“There is nothing wrong with having two jobs, why settle for just one? I’m going to design for the rest of my life. As long as I have fingers and I can type on a keyboard and move a mouse I’m going to design." Although young, Montalvo touts his career highlights. He finds them in the everyday events of life and work.

“I appreciate the everyday and when I’m appreciated,” he said. “I thought I was just a kid on a computer and when people actually like what I am doing and have shown interest in me, that’s really self-satisfying.” Montalvo’s determination and savvy for design “is, at present, merely a germ of what’s to come. I promise,” Montalvo states on his Web site.