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Chris Montalvo & Co.

Slum Lord - A slum lord (also spelled slumlord) is a derogatory term assigned to some landlords, gen

About Me

Well, there is not much to say about me. For the record, i want to excuse my page for being inappropriate for the Christian viewers. I am a Realtor/Owner with Mirabal GMAC real estate in the city of Corpus Christi and I am driven by unique people. My passion in this city is of course Real Estate investing. I think I am in over my head, but in all true sense, I believe we should all grab life by the balls. My last name was discovered by the Spaniards in 1904, they named it Mount Alva, which of course in Spanish means a whale's vagina.. I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Investing in Real Estate

I'd like to meet:

Robert Kiosaki, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Ron Burgandy, Giordano Bruno, Caroline Herschel, Galileo Galilei, Maria Mitchell, Sir Isaac Newton, Christa McAuliffe, Neil Armstrong, Dr. Sally Ride, John Young, Dr. Mae Jemison, PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Movies:

Zoolander

Books:

How to Read the Financial Pages A Simple Guide to the Way Money Works and the Jargon by Michael Brett, One Up On Wall Street How To Use What You Already Know to Make Money in the Market by Peter Lynch and John Rothchild , Liar's Poker by Michael Lewis, Napoleon Hill's Think and Grow Rich,Robert Kiyosaki Rich Dad Poor Dad,Tom Hopkins : Act like a lamb, sell Like a lion, The true Experience by Keith Oscar Williams

Heroes:

Napolien Hill,Andrew Carnegie, William C. Stone, Peter Griffin

My Blog

Someone gave me ojo

I might be spelling that wrong, but anyway today i realized i had gotten ojo from the night before. To be quite honest with you, i am very flattered. Little did i know that this is a good thing. Well ...
Posted by Chris Montalvo & Co. on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

Party Time 9-2 A.M.

BRING IT
Posted by Chris Montalvo & Co. on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:27:00 PST

I am getting Old. Birthday party Sunday at my house

Ok Lindsey is throughing me a huge party sunday at my house. Everyone is invited, but you have to give me a gift( $50.00 min) j/k.  We have two kegs, a bunch of booze, and a BUNCH of apps. We don...
Posted by Chris Montalvo & Co. on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:25:00 PST

tag! your it

The first player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly. I...
Posted by Chris Montalvo & Co. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:26:00 PST

Myspace is the Devil

Ever since i got on this thing, I am weeks behind on work. I'm starting to suck.......hmm i wonder if there is a way to both work and be on myspace AT THE SAME TIME?
Posted by Chris Montalvo & Co. on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

Your Momma So Fat........

Your Momma's SO FAT she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas. Your momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials   Your momma so fat t...
Posted by Chris Montalvo & Co. on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:52:00 PST

People in Austin Texas

I was walking down 4th street last night , and this man approached me asking to give me a piggy back ride. I dropped kicked him in the head. Little did i know it was my friend from pre-k. What is wron...
Posted by Chris Montalvo & Co. on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:18:00 PST