The gigs above are the two bands I am in. Click an event for more info!
I'm Andrew. I was raised by a pack of ravenous goldfish who later ostracized me from the group because I refused to learn their language. That was at the ripe age of 8. I then was taken in by an elderly couple of zebras living high up in the isolated regions of the Rocky Mountains. This explains my gimp arm as my arms weren't developed to support weight and I broke it in 33 different places. After several years of wandering the Rockies, I said good-bye to the zebras and ventured southwest. There, I was molested by a rattlesnake and soon after fell in love with the snake. After a few months of intimate love and learning a new culture (I had to learn the Language of the Snake) Debroah left me for a king snake named Wes. Devestated, I headed due east to start a new life and to find true love and perhaps gain a small fortune. My luck improved little when I hit the Mississippi. Luckily, I still retained my knowledge of the Goldfish Clan and could breathe water and swim like a little fishie! It was there I met Romulus who trained me in the ways of the Samurai. After many months of grueling training, I mastered the way of the Samurai and was sent upstream to aid a village of goldfish in need. When I reached my destination, to my surprise, I found the village empty. I investigated the area and saw "CRO" carved in a rock. I raced back to inform Romulus of my discovery. When I arrived and delievered my news to him, he told me about the Manifest Destiny. That was when I got my orders to head west again and settle as much water as I could. I was the first person to discover the Colorado River. After several years being stationed in the Colorado River, I was taken off active duty. That was when I decided I should take the time to explore the country before I die. See, goldfish don't live a long time; but maybe I inherited a longer life span since I stayed with the kind zebras of the Rockies. I decided I would try the southeast; in particular Alabama because I heard it was such a progressive state and was on the forefront of technology. I arrived in Alabama. 4 minutes later I moved north.
As I said before, I'm Andrew. If you read the paragraph above I must confess something... I told one (1) lie. I've actually never broken any bones in my body (ladies, I'm all about honesty).
I'm going to assume if you've read this far into my profile then you must really want to know me or you're really bored (either way I'm sorry). Perhaps we should start with what I find to be the most important thing in my life: music. I've been playing the drums since I was 4. I've been formally trained in all sorts of shit for drums and I marched on the Auburn University drumline from 2004-2006 (yes I marched for the SEC school... and yeah, my freshman year I got to play at the Sugar Bowl). I can also play guitar, bass, keyboards, and once every blue moon I happen to pick words randomly out of a hat and write good lyrics. I play for two (2) bands: nonentity and the copasetics . Go to the links to find more info on those bands (for the few of you who are curious I will always use my kit for nonentity shows and occassionaly will use my kit for copsetics shows).
I am very easy to get along with especially if you contain any of the following attributes: love alcohol, love music, love reading, have boobs, have a sense of humor, aren't completely bat shit crazy, smarter than a 5th grader, won't take offense when I say "I can't hang out b/c I'm working on a new song" (or anything related to putting music before hanging out), realize that 95% of the shit I say I am just joking, or don't take life seriously.
I am single but really don't give a shit about it. If I start dating someone cool, if not, that's cool too. Juggling two bands (who are both doing shows), close friends, a job, school, and alcohol keeps me pretty busy... not saying I don't have time to date it's just that well, I'm busy and having so much fun that most days I don't really even realize that I'm single. Interested parties that were born w/ a vagina and are more girly than I am may send a message on here or on my AIM (Quadigy1). Please provide a copy of both a current IQ test result and a psychological evaluation when sending me a message.
