ginger haters need to be slapped in the face.... |
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Red-Headed Family Bullied Out of Their Home - For The Third Time
A family in Newcastle upon Tyne are preparing to make a third attempt at moving away from gangs who are targeting them...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:32:00 PST |
bar rules |
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change y...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST |
yo mama jokes |
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
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Posted by the ginger bastard on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:43:00 PST |
now this is a sandwich |
http://randomaxis.info/cookbook/recipe.php?recipeid=2
happy eats fatty...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST |
there is a lot of sexy wisdom? |
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dang...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST |
north carolina friends...... |
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Would...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST |
now...the men have some rules for the ladies.. |
We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. OK - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE.
1. Lea...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:04:00 PST |
beer phase meanings |
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:46:00 PST |
the truth about f@ck |
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave ...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:44:00 PST |
quotes for BEER drinkers |
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKERS
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and a...
Posted by the ginger bastard on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:42:00 PST |
