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Rainbow Emily

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About Me

HI LOL I'm Emily. My parents were to name me Daisy or Molly, however, clearly did not. The only good thing about my name is that I get compliments from the elderly. No joke. One time I was chillin' at the checkouts at Asda, and this old bint with what looked like a gozzy eye, exclaimed "ooh Emily! that's a lovely name!" Following this statement she commented on how obese our society is becoming - "oooh there's alot of bonny women around these days!" *Glances to 'bonny' woman behind her with a trolley full of Cadbury's creme eggs*. She was one of my Top 5 customers.
People are always getting my age wrong. Maybe if I dressed more like an adult rather than a hippy I'd avoid these awkward situations with cashiers because I get ID'd all the frikkin time. One time I got ID'd for redbull in my own Asda store. The wang of a woman that served me said I looked 14. I obviously replied with "OMG I'M 19 FFS, U WANT ME 2 POP A CAP IN UR ASS?" hence me getting out my level 100 Pidgeot (NOT THRU CHEATS I SWEAR LOL!) and I pulled a wing attack on her. She died that day. Emotionally.
Does anyone know what happened to Starburst Joosters? (The best sweets in the world. ever.) I remember quite well, between the years 2002-2004 I used to eat them everyday. They got me through high school. Literally. Once I was getting told off by my English teacher for using the Carol Ann Duffy anthology as a fly squatter. She exclaimed "Emily! Aghast! Get out of this room at once!"..I then pulled out a bag of Joosters and offered her a green one. They were my favourite. After tasting the sugar coated bean, she immediately apologised for speaking to me in such tone. The moral of the story? Joosters rock. As they are a type of noshy bean. Noshy beans are good. The end.
Oh and by the way. I hate everyone. And everything. If I don't like you, it's not your fault. Don't take it personally. It's God's. He created you. However, this does not mean to say that I am never happy. Lots of things make me happy - Asda. Blu-tak. Moon boots. Lego. Clouds..and when you wake up to find a rainbow-tailed-lemur sitting on the end of your bed offering you a plate of sugar puffs.
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My Interests

Films. TV. Music. Rainbows. Asda. Green. Monopoly. Bacon. Sausage. Cheese. Mccoys Rib crisp. Wedges. Dancing. LOL. Animals. Zoos. Maraccas. Guitar. PS2. Totorros. Clouds. Ketchup. Chinese buffets. Indian. Lollipops. Sleep. Jaffa cakes. Haribo. Beans on toast. Pokemon. Gameboys. Mcdonalds. Stripes. Bowling. Lazer quest. Playdoh. Car journeys. Travelling. Trains. Summer. Drugs. Alcohol. Books. Comics. Parties. Complaining. Laughing. Annoyance. Jack Bauer. Chicken. Grapes. Hello Kitty. Moglins. Beds. Cushions. Recliners. Vimto. Ice cream vans. Asda discount card. Frogs. Photos. Permanent marker pens. Silliness. Stupidity. Snow. Sun. Storms. Hockey. Tennis. Ipods. The log flume. Nerds. Swimming. Ice lollies. Goblets. Fields. Picnics. Jelly beans. Lilos. Fire. Medication. Monkies. Possums. Kittens. Disco. Smiles. Converse. Scarves. Ear muffs. Tropicana. Formby. Squirrels. Zombies. Wizards. Baths.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Morris. Zach Braff. Jason Lee. Jack Bauer. God. The Monoply guy. The guy who invented fake cheese so I can pile drive him.

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Music:

747s. AMAZINGLY MAGICAL EMILY RAINBOW BAND. Abba. At the drive in. AFI. Alien ant farm. ac/dc. Aquabats. Arctic monkeys. Babyshambles. Bad religion. Backstreet boys. Bad religion. BADLY DRAWN BOY. BB King. Be your own pet. Beach boys. Belle and sebastian. Ben folds. Big D and the kids table. Billy joel. Billy talent. Black eyed peas. Blondie. BLUR. Buddy holly. Beastie boys. Black eyed peas. Black keys. Bloodhound gang. Breeders. BECK. Budgie. BEN FOLDS. Butthole surfers. Carlos santana. Cranberries. Credance clearwater revival. Crowded house. CHARLOTTE HATHERLEY. The cure. DEVANDRA BANHART. Dashboard confessional. David bowie. Del shannon. Damien rice. Datsuns. Dave Green. Dire straits. Dirty pretty things. Dolly parton. EELS. ELO. Eric clapton. Fenix tx. Fleetwood mac. Foo fighters. Fatboy slim. Focus. Frank zappa. Franz ferdinand. Fugazi. Gaelic storm. Gang of four. Gogol bordello. GRAHAM COXON. Guttermouth. Hanson. HANDSOME MIKE. Incubus. Idlewild. I am kloot. Iggy pop. Jack johnson. Jamiroquai. Jane's addiction. JOHN FRUSCIANTE. Jeff buckley. JIM NOIR. Jose gonzalez. Kasier cheifs. Kasabian. Kings of leon. Kraftwerk. Kim wilde. Kula shaker. LARRIKIN LOVE. Led zep. Leslie gore. Lagwagon. Lou reed. Madness. Manic street preachers. Mamas and the papas. Mark knopfler. Maximo park. Mcfly. Men at work. MARS VOLTA. Mercury rev. MILLENCOLIN. Mohammed Rafi. Moloko. Michael Jackson. Mozart. Nine black alps. No doubt. Nirvana. No use for a name. NOFX. Norah jones. Oasis. Ocean colour scene. Ordinary boys. Pearl jam. POLYPHONIC SPREE. Phil collins. Placebo. Queen. Queens of the stoneage. Randoms. Radiohead. Rage against the machine. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. Razorlight. REGINA SPEKTOR. Rolling stones. Seal. Silverchair. Strokes. Sir mix alot. Soundgarden. Spinto band. System of a down. Stereophonics. Streetlight manifesto. Super furry animals. The animals. TEN FOOT POLE. The beatles. THE CORAL. The buzzcocks. The cribs. The distillers. The eagles. The doors. The flaming lips. THE FRATELLIS. THE FUTUREHEADS. The hives. The jam. The kinks. The knack. The libertines. The kooks. The offpsring. The pogues. The pipettes. The rakes. The rifles. THE SHINS. The smiths. The specials. The subways. Velvet underground. The crocketts. The who. The young knives. THE ZUTONS. TRAVIS. We are scientists. WEEZER. Zero 7. YOU REMIND ME OF RASPUTIN.

Movies:

Leon. Run Lola Run. Garden state. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Rocky. The Big Lebowski. The Goonies. The Shining. Life of Brian. Matilda. Ghost world. Shawshank redemption. Pleasantville. Halloween. American psycho. The life of David Gale. Thirteen. Drop dead Fred. Rocky horror picture show. Mallrats. Dogma. Jay and silent Bob strike back. American history X. Aladdin. The Third man. Breakfast club. Fight club. Ghostbusters. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. Serenity. Amelie. My neighbour Totorro. Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

Scrubs. 24. Darkplace. Nathan Barley. Family guy. Futurama. The office. Firefly. Alan Partridge. Mighty Boosh. The Day Today. House.

Books:

Misery. The Green mile. The Shining. A time to kill. A picture of Dorian Gray. The Great Gatsby. Matilda. Lord of the flies. Chronicles of Narnia. American psycho.

Heroes:

Barbie.

My Blog

LONDON X CORE

There's some EXCLUSIVE CLIPS of mine and Laura's weekend in London. The following adjectives can be used to describe the experience - FUCKING AMAZING X INFINITY!!111A truly amazing weekend that I'll r...
Posted by Rainbow Emily on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST

Happy as Larrikin Love

Rafael Benitez AKA Rafa the Bafa! In otherwords Laura's bag...Pre-giggageLaura in the wonderous bogs of Oxford street stationMore Laura in the boggage, wearing my hat and tights!"Yo mon freres!"Porno...
Posted by Rainbow Emily on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:16:00 PST