My name is Dexter Cool Cat. I was adopted after I was found in a milk truck that was stolen by a crazed milk addict. He was angry that a feral group of kitties were stealing milk left on his doorstep by the milkman before he could get to it. Never steal milk from a addict. He gathered us up and took us for a wild ride, over every speed bump he could find, through driver's ed obstacle courses, over train tracks at high speed... it was a nightmare. I had blocked it all out until recently...
I was the only survivor. When my adopted father found me, I was covered in milk from my ears to my paws. I had been sitting in milk 3 inches thick for days. Now, I hate milk... even though it's basically my life. I'm a milk spatter expert for the Miami Police Department. I was going to be a blood spatter expert, but they hired another guy that had more experience.
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