TARA ROCKS www.westrocks.co.uk

SAT 21 April - get involved - special guest bands on the night for end of tour parties too ;O)BLACKrats DJing tonight as BLACK-BRATS one off DJ set TONIGHT with Kim joining the decks and very special fit guestTara Rocks & Stu Plimsoles had a DJ-off at this little do with Danny McNamara & Lord Collins & G-DogDJing at This Feeling supporting The music - come and have a jive xWell....I do International Umm & Ahhh, so.. and watch lots of kick-ass bands and lot's of poo poo bands too - but there's always a diamond in the haystack which makes me happy - but getting others to agree in the music-industry machine they call a major is like having your hands tied...which can be challenging at times....here are my band tips for 2007 as published in January 07 issue of The Fly magazine....well......*****LOVE my new LG shine phone woth £600 i got for free, enhaling the smell of food and ordering a pint of crushed ice as a main course with salad dressing on the side with Noel, blonde-love, playing air piano, freeview, rockin Cheap Monday jeans, mexican showers, my oyster card, my new house, my new jaccuzi, moonwalking in kitchens, eating pate on toast with Patrick, watching E4+1, scousers who say 'alright tara la', being a hypocrit, one rule for me another for others, fake fur and real rabbit fur jackets, terry's chocolate orange, dance-offs with northerners, writing songs for ace bands, pink smarties, my crackberry, going to secret gigs and causing trouble, sashimi, meeting new bands who suck, taking the piss out of tourists, people who say theyre going on holiday to Portugal as a threat, the red wine Jim Brannan showed me from Tesco's - ITS AMAZING! - Its fruity and thin!....the way snowy is a secret maniac and lozzas a REAL LIFE loonie, body-popping dancing to Madonna*****HATE fat rascist people who bully on live TV, people who wear skinny jeans that can't drop them, the rain, Christmas, people who go to the gym, girls who don't eat carbs (not you Rach), not eating at the table, when fake blondes annoy me and we have rows, when bazza stinks out the house with his cooking and THE GAPalso i'm the face of SPIN.COM magazine's subscription advertising campagin - but its the WORST PICTURE IN THE WORLD OF ME! check it out on www.spin.comme & one of my identical twin godchildren - this is me and freddy (frederica) PS don't tell Alice my other godchild that this pic is on here or she'll beat me upmy beautiful godchild Alicemy aussie pal Delts - don't panic we're islamicDRAYTONES ROCKING IT UP IN X