I have many interests. I'm interested in Quantum Physics, Horticulture, Charles Bukowski, early Steve Martin, fat people, deformed babies, dead baby jokes, racism, Women who wear tight clothes that shouldn't, Men who wear thongs, unibrows, soft carpet, holes in walls (they all have a story), water faucets that don't turn off completely, loose cabinet handles, flickering light bulbs, infomercials, spaghetti wires, dust bunnies, corner spider webs, laundry detergent, Febreze, aerosol cans, stick deodorant, fingernail clippers, automatic doors/locks/windows, the parking brake, the layer of dust collecting on my dashboard, where animals on the side of the road came from/what they were hit by/where they go, why people pay for low quality food, and most importantly if we go to heaven...is there going to be an all you can eat buffet, I hope so.
People who can lick their elbow. People who despise Larry the Cable Guy, Queen Latifah, Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohen, and/or Britney Spears (if I misspelled any of these don't message me because I do not care, and quite frankly I'm disappointed that you know the correct way). People who can look into the sun for more then 30 seconds without seeing spots. People who can imitate a dog chasing it's tail. People who can throw a frisbee and make it come back to them. People who lived under a rock their whole life. People with drinking problems that don't think it's a problem. People who can move objects with sheer mind power, or by just pushing it, that's cool, too. People who can't pump their own gas. People who think racism is funny. People who think Star Trek is a religion. People who wear capes to work. People who cut off half their pinky for a bet. And last but not least, People who have over 9 cats and no children.
I enjoy a variety of music, and I don't know if I should be one of those people that end at that or list every band I listen to on occasion...well, I'm lazy so I'll end with that...if you're interested you can ask me...is that enough?
Look at music...I work at Blockbuster so that should be enough to tell you that Delta Farce and The Last Holiday will not be on my list...ever.
I don't watch much T.V., but I do enjoy it once it comes out on DVD. Umm... I like Heroes, The Office, Weeds, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Mr. Show, 3 South, Clone High, I Love New York (I hate admitting that), South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, I'm trying to think...oh yes, Robot Chicken, ATHF, Bullshit, Beavis and Butthead. That's all I can think of for now, but as soon as I stop typing here 20 more shows will pop into my head.
I was an English major so I do enjoy reading, just not when it is assigned to me. I'm a slow reader and I'll get around to reading it whenever I feel like it. How about a class that says, "You don't have to read this book, but I just thought you'd be interested. Now everyone take out a piece of paper and write me a paragraph on why you didn't have time to read last weeks' book."
Anyone who has the courage to wake up everyday and do what they hate so they might one day be able to do what they love.