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Tiff &lt;broken down in bars and bathrooms&gt;

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Everything I know about breaking hearts
I learned from you.
"We're more abstract than ever before. Our life, our love, our pain... Baby, we're a masterpiece."
First of all, this was written about me by my close friend, "Pretty" Joe Robinson. It's amazing, lol.
Tiffany, Tiffany goes for a walk;
Tiffany, Tiffany does not wear socks.
But when she approaches those very large roaches,
She wishes that she had worn socks!
Tiffany, Tiffany goes to the zoo;
Tiffany, Tiffany throws monkey poo!
But when Tiffany misses and rattlesnake hisses,
She wishes that she had worn shoes!
Tiffany, Tiffany stays up real late;
Tiffany, Tiffany drops a big weight.
When all of the pounds fall to the ground,
Her unshodden feet weren't feeling great...

Let me tell you about me... honestly.
Negatives:
→ I've hurt a lot of people I care about, and I'm working on fixing that.
→ I sometimes feel I have no conscience. I'm sorry if that's affected you.
→ I worry about you all the time. I will until you're safe.
→ I'm a very emotional person. You say, 'oh yay, me too!' I say "run."
Positives/Randomness:
→ I sing... all the time. About everything. Music is my life.
→ I have wonderful friends... yes, they're cooler than yours.
→ I'm almost always barefoot.
→ Chances are, if you talk to me, I'll talk back.
→ I can't survive without color.
→ I miss my family/friends in Texas, but I miss my sister more, and she's 45 minutes away.
→ I write about the most random and trivial things... and it makes it easier to breathe when the hard stuff presents itself.
→ If you mess with my family, I'll make you wish you were dead. Promise.
→ I finally know what I want. Don't get in my way.
Disclaimer:
I get attached to people very easily, so don't lead me on in any way, it'll only make things worse for yourself in the end. Oh, and don't talk bad about people in front of me. I don't care if it was an ex of mine, an old friend, or whoever... it just makes you look petty and childish.
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My Interests

I'm a music addict. I love the sound of rain. Photography... writing... reading... talking with friends about trivial things we'll never remember. Holding hands for the first time. The fleeting moment right before a really nice kiss. Life is euphoric.

I'd like to meet:

*Ben Gibbard
*George W. Bush... that'll be fun.
*Aaron Gillespie
*Hayley Williams
*Connor Oberst

I would like to meet someone who is going to help me put my life back together.

I want to meet the man God created for me, the one I'm supposed to be with when I'm old and gray.

UPDATE: FOUND HIM!

I want to meet myself ten minutes before I die, so that I can tell myself all the answers to the questions I don't even know how to ask.

Other than that, I would like to meet anyone who would like to meet me, within reason. Give me a shout, I love to talk.

My yahoo ID is jonnilove86... Aim is tragicallyoursTH. No psychos please... that's my job. Kidding... right?
Oh, and one more thing... God loves you, why should I be any different? Don't give me a reason to be mean. Peace!

Oh, I want to meet Vanessa Carlton again, she is awesome.

Sign My Yearbook!

Music:

.30 Seconds To Mars.
.A Perfect Circle.
.The Academy Is.
.AFI.
.Against Me!.
.Alanis Morrissette.
.Alien Ant Farm.
.Angels & Airwaves.
.Armor For Sleep.
.As I Lay Dying.
.The Ataris.
.Atreyu.
.Backseat Goodbye.
.The Beatles.
.Ben Folds.
.Bleeding Through.
.Blink 182.
.Brand New.
.Bright Eyes.
.Bullet For My Valentine.
.Calico Jack.
.Cascada.
.Chevelle.
.Coheed & Cambria.
.Coldplay.
.Counting Crows.
.Chris Rice.
.Cursive.
.Damien Rice.
.Dashboard Confessional.
.Death Cab For Cutie.
.Deftones.
.DC Talk.
.Dido.
.Duncan Sheik.
.The Early November.
.Fall Out Boy.
.Finch.
.Flyleaf.
.From Autumn To Ashes.
.From First To Last.
.Goo Goo Dolls.
.I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business.
.Incubus.
.Iron and Wine.
.Jaci Velasquez.
.James Blunt.
.Jars of Clay.
.Jeremy Camp.
.Jewel.
.Less Than Jake.
.The Mars Volta.
.Mindless Self Indulgence.
.Motion City Soundtrack.
.The Movie Life.
.My Chemical Romance.
.Nightmare of You.
.Nirvana.
.No Doubt.
.OOMPH!.
.Origa.
.Paramore.
.Pink Floyd.
.Placebo.
.The Postal Service.
.Psyclon Nine.
.Queen.
.The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
.Reliant K.
.Remy Zero.
.REM.
.Saosin.
.Saves The Day.
.Scissor Sisters.
.Senses Fail.
.The Shins.
.Sixpence None The Richer.
.Something Corporate.
.Sparta.
.Staind.
.The Starting Line.
.Steven Curtis Chapman.
.Sublime.
.Switchfoot.
.System of a Down.
.Taking Back Sunday.
.Tegan and Sarah.
.Third Day.
.Third Eye Blind.
.Thursday.
.Tiger Army.
.Tool.
.Tori Amos.
.UnderOATH.
.Unwritten Law.
.The Used.
.Vanessa Carlton.
.Violent Femmes.
.Weezer.
.Yellowcard.

You always come close
but this never comes easy.

Movies:

*Donnie Darko
*Smokin' Aces
*The Virgin Suicides
*Hot Fuzz
*Girl, Interrupted
*Old Boy
*Employee of the Month
*Ghost World
*Mirror Mask
*Pay It Forward
*Garden State
*Sin City
*300
*A Clockwork Orange
*City of Angels
*Labyrinth
*Pulp Fiction
*Crash
*V for Vendetta
*Super Troopers
*Underworld

Television:

Scrubs, Weeds, Smallville, The Dresden Files, That 70's Show, and Will & Grace... That's about it.

Books:

Oh please don't get me started...
I love to read... anything.
p.s. Terry Goodkind is my hero.

Heroes:

My mom. You've taught me so many things I never would have taken the time to try to figure out on my own. I love you and am eternally grateful for everything you have done and continue to do.
My Dodie (grandmother), Frances Kay Gillespie... You are missed more than you know.
My cousin, Kasey Michelle Mears... Suddenly, without you the world just doesn't seem as bright. I love you, Krazy-K.
My friend, Randi Lyn Farrell... You can't leave unless we let you go... The class of '05 will never forget you, precious.
--People who know what they want out of life.

My Blog

hurry up, october!

yeah, so... haven't said much in a while.  haven't been online in weeks, which is a shock if you know me. puck and i have set a date... oct. 28 2009.his bday is the 29th, mine is the 27th, so the day ...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST

Big news, if you didn’t know...

No other way to say this, so I'll just say it. I'm seven weeks pregnant and I am ecstatic. Nothing could be better than this. Nothing. Puck and I are gonna be awesome parents.   This is what my...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

random musings

Smoke lingers in the heavy air like the name of a long-forgotten lover clings to the back of your throat...Staring into the eyes of favored strangers, I can't help but wonder...Is this it? All there i...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

you drove me mild.

you ruined old favorites, but it wasn't your fault.you said we'd be friends... but we never talk.long forgotten memories of times and talks we had...you said the only thing you wanted was not to be an...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

The Take Over, The Break's Over

Baby, seasons change but people don't.And I'll always be waiting in the back room.I'm boring but overcompensate withHeadlines and flash, flash, flash photography.But don't pretend you ever forgot abou...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST

i wish this was fiction.

And when I see you,I really see you upside down.But my brain knows better...It picks you up and turns you aroundTurns you around, turns you around...If you feel discouraged,Then there's a lack of colo...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:37:00 PST

the music man

i love you. i hate you. please stay away from me. i'm nothing, we're nothing...but you are all that i can see.attraction, reaction,please just let me hold your hand?distraction, retraction...never tru...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

i'm in the mood for The Used

..> I'm lying to myselfAnd this dagger is my excuseI'm apalledI should have paid upAnd I left an hour lateI was laid upI must abuse myselfI'm against all that I've made upSet in stone, the sun will co...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

tears obscure the keys

i can't fight the urge to type this. foreign to me, this disillusionment that falls across my eyestainting my words with the voice of anothersomeone, anyone else,who has ever cared about you.but none ...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

i don't know why, but this song has me in tears right now...

i think it's because i know a girl who would fall for something just like this..."Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis"With one or two I get used to the roomWe go slow when we first make our movesBy five or six ...
Posted by Tiff [[broken down in bars and bathrooms]] on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST