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hjp

that's like saying a placenta is a waste of food

About Me

i am all frosting and no cupcake

My Interests

sports!!! lots of it

I'd like to meet:

anyone!AIM = parleralotthat means to talk a lot so talk to me!

Music:

really anything i put will make me look like a poser, but who cares.... noise ratchet, copeland, TBS, caspian, hot hot heat, violet femmes, metallica, motion city soundtrack, thrice, brand new, rick springfield, the reunion show, so many... dashboard confessoinals their early stuff...just kidding i like all of it, stuff like that, sound tracks (like josie and the pussycats), fun driving music, 80's early 90's artists, it is fun, and of course radio disney.. I had to have mandie help me with the list *muah*

Movies:

empire records, josie and the pussycats, adventures in babysitting, coming to america, donnie darko, high fidelity, dogma, ideal husband, strictly ballroom, office space, amelie, labyrinth... just to name a few

Television:

Studio 60, The Office, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, Lost, Heroes, House, Project Runway, Sports Night, Family Guy, Will & Grace, Alias, Degrassi, Radio Free Rosco, Conan, the whole disney and game show channels, comedy central i love mitch hedberg...

Books:

bible, princess bride, 1984, me talk pretty one day, harry potter( all 6 soon to be 7), anything by c.s. lewis or jane austin (not comparing the two), anything kristiana tells me to read, anything about math, anything that is funny.

My Blog

poopsy euro samykrank

there has recently been a new addition to my family... actually i stole someone's fake dog purse and decided to treat her like she were my real pet.  I place poopsy in my...
Posted by hjp on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

would someone else besides my cousin do this for me? i'll bake cookies!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do yo...
Posted by hjp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a simple question

who hates jessica simpson as much as i do?
Posted by hjp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

alias

so who doesn't like alias? okay maybe you do, but this is still a funny story. yesterday i was trying on a wig i had bought for $5. i hadn't tried it on yet, and when i did, it didn't look too bad. ...
Posted by hjp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

story time

Hey who here loves a good slap in the face? come on raise your hands. no one? hehe. Last night... errr.. this morning at 1 a.m. i was outside my dorms talking with a friend of mine, when this nice d...
Posted by hjp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

San Diego

i was visiting san diego yesterday, and an amazing thing happened to me. This was all after seeing the "family crossing" sign that I love oh so very much, and would like to steal. I felt like Amelie...
Posted by hjp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST